Dealing with Noisy Neighbors

#252
#252
So let's be clear, you don't want the girls to leave, you just want them to stfu? Have you ever tried yelling "shut the fawk up!" when they're being loud? I find that works wonders when dealing with loud people. It either scares the **** out of them or pisses them off to the point they stop talking to me. And if it makes you feel better, you can follow with, "now git in da kitchen and fix me a sammich!"
 
#253
#253
Burger said:
I'm tasty with meat. I make you feel sweet. I'm just one big juicy burger!
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#257
#257
I'm not sure you're cut out for this sort of work. Maybe, in your next move, you'll take the upstairs apartment.
 
#262
#262
Fawking door bell rings at midnight. Already asleep. Guess I should find my knife and go slash some damn tires.
 
#267
#267
Noise cancelling earphones. Since you lack the testicular fortitude to escalate, surrender to the inevitable.

You could make one last ditch effort of knocking on their door completely naked and asking them to keep it down, you're trying to sleep. Shock value might work.
 
#268
#268
Weezer said:
Noise cancelling earphones. Since you lack the testicular fortitude to escalate, surrender to the inevitable.

You could make one last ditch effort of knocking on their door completely naked and asking them to keep it down, you're trying to sleep. Shock value might work.
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Dress to impress. I like the way you think.
 
#269
#269
Weezer said:
Noise cancelling earphones. Since you lack the testicular fortitude to escalate, surrender to the inevitable.

You could make one last ditch effort of knocking on their door completely naked and asking them to keep it down, you're trying to sleep. Shock value might work.
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Add wax earplugs to that.
 
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#270
#270
Was taking a nap this afternoon and there was no one home upstairs, which was awesome... until someone looking for them knocked on my door instead of theirs.
 
#273
#273
MY3*VOLS said:
Yep. Sounds like they are secret whores and making porns to Christian music to cover up their upstairs brothel.
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I'm convinced this is what's going on. I can hear the bed squeak now. Both girls are home and they share a bedroom. I'm going to assume it's sisterly love. I'll be in my bunk.
 
#274
#274
At some point, you're just going to have to whip out your peen and smack each of them in the face with it. That'll bring an end to the situation in one way or another.
 
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