Dealing with Noisy Neighbors

#52
#52
Slydell said:
Yep. No other solution that isn't criminal.:)
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Sounds too much like giving up. I play to win. I love crushing the spirit of a ten year old over a game of Monopoly. Pay me my rent!
 
#53
#53
People tell me, "you're an adult, he's a kid, let him win". Is life gonna let him win? Hell no! Best to teach 'em while they're young.
 
#54
#54
Weezer said:
Sounds too much like giving up. I play to win. I love crushing the spirit of a ten year old over a game of Monopoly. Pay me my rent!
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Then, I could give another solution involving common household chemicals, a Styrofoam cooler, gasoline, a 50 foot slow burn fuse, a 10" candle, a tomato can, garden fertilizer along with a few others. Would that solution appease you?
 
#57
#57
Currently 10:59PM and they're playing some Jesus freak "music."

May burn the building down with myself in it.
 
#60
#60
VOLatile said:
Currently 10:59PM and they're playing some Jesus freak "music."

May burn the building down with myself in it.
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I say respond with death metal! I'd totally have fun with this. Who owns the house?
 
#62
#62
VOLatile said:
So... got these two sisters that live above me. Essentially, a split level house. I have the lower floor, they have the upper floor. Access to the basement from outside or through my bedroom. Their livingroom and bedroom are right above my bedroom.

I can hear EVERYTHING and they can't hear a sound that I make. Every footstep, every word, every stupid Christian song they play on the radio.

Anyways, tonight - NYE - around 12:45AM they started jumping. I literally saw my drop ceiling moving. I was on the cusp of a beer induced coma. Now I'm wide awake.

I need passive aggressive solutions to dealing with this problem.

FWIW - I talked to the landlord about it. When I moved in no one lived above. Had no idea it would be so loud. She says there's nothing she can do about it. I'm s.o.l. So I'm going to start looking for new residence, but in the meanwhile I want some revenge.

I'll be buying louder speakers, booby-trapping the basement door so one of their boyfriends stops putting his bike down there and waking me at whatever hour he decides to arrive or leave... I've also considered arson, but would rather stay out of jail.
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fap on their doormat
 
#63
#63
Burger said:
I say respond with death metal! I'd totally have fun with this. Who owns the house?
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I have done this, but they can't hear with my current speaker system. I don't understand how that works. I'll install speakers in the drop ceiling.

Owned by a little 90 year old lady.
 
#73
#73
Slydell said:
Then, I could give another solution involving common household chemicals, a Styrofoam cooler, gasoline, a 50 foot slow burn fuse, a 10" candle, a tomato can, garden fertilizer along with a few others. Would that solution appease you?
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Yes, yesss.... tell me more.
 
#74
#74
Decorate your windows with pentagrams.
 
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