Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[KappinSpaulding]

Ron, how will Marty Mcfly react when he sees his future self?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, how will Marty Mcfly react when he sees his future self?

Uncontrollable defecation.

Next question.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Ron, do you ever STFU?

 

[Orangeslice13]

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, do you ever STFU?

No, that's for quitters.

 

[KappinSpaulding]

Ron, will Marty Mcfly go back in time to prevent Obama?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, will Marty Mcfly go back in time to prevent Obama?

No, if he had Obama never would have been elected.

 

[KappinSpaulding]

No, if he had Obama never would have been elected.

Maybe he isn't back yet.

(Fingers crossed)

Ron, what should Slice be for Halloween?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Maybe he isn't back yet.

(Fingers crossed)

Ron, what should Slice be for Halloween?

Marty McFly?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Maybe he isn't back yet.

I don't think you're understanding. If someone from the future went back in time, at any point, the present would have already changed. Simply because they are in the future and it would have already happened.

Ron, what should Slice be for Halloween?

An NFL groundskeeper.

 

[BadJerry20]

Ron,

Why doesn't Fappy understand time travel?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Why doesn't Fappy understand time travel?

It's a failure of the public school system.

 

[UTGnome]

The Sublime TRM,

Will the next tailgate live up to our expectations?

 

[Coastypop]

Ron, why is there air?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Edit: to avoid time out.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The Sublime TRM,

Will the next tailgate live up to our expectations?

The second is never as good as the first. Unless we plan some awesome activities.

 

[UTGnome]

The second is never as good as the first. Unless we plan some awesome activities.

But wasn't the second better than the first because of the belly?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, why is there air?

I have no idea. Seems like a waste.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

But wasn't the second better than the first because of the belly?

I wasn't at the first, so it doesn't count. But my belly will definitely be at the next one.

 

[Coastypop]

I have no idea. Seems like a waste.

Stumped Mexico.... It's to blow up footballs :hi:

 

[rockytop114]

Mexico blows his footballs up with helium!

Boon!

 

[Behr]

Stumped Mexico.... It's to blow up footballs :hi:

You sure did, good job... here

 

[VolFan32]

Helium makes no sense. I'm going with Nitrogen.

 

[Coastypop]

You sure did, good job... here

I always wanted a button... Thanks :hi:

Will wear it with pride

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Stumped Mexico.... It's to blow up footballs :hi:

No.