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OCIVol said:
- Per a Florida poster on 247

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Just saw a commercial for a new SEC Storied. "The Story of Manning," or something like that. Primarily focused on Peyton; interviews with folks like Jimmy Hyams. Airs on one of the ESPN stations Tues., Sept. 24th. Can't remember what time though.
 
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OCIVol said:
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Dear Florida fan: We hate you, too. We can handle being second class, cousin lovin, tradition loving, historical powerhouse redneck citizens, but here is some reality for you: you are third rate, jort-wearing swamp people with no real tradition outside of that annoying chomp. In fact, before good ole Tennessee boy Steve Spurrier got there, your history was being the sad bottom of the SEC barrel. You should be thanking our second rate a**es for bringing you up to your third rate class and out of the s***hole of mediocrity that was always your program. Meanwhile, even after winning "so much" over recent history, you still are so devolved as human beings that you piss into baloons and throw them at people like your a bunch of half evolved primates still picking their s*** and throwing it for fun. Because of this, your town, accordingly, smells like piss, because when you aren't tag teaming mom and sis, you forget what a "circle jerk" is supposed to produce, prefering to piss over yourselves then at least put forth the effort to do it right. Have fun on your downward spiral back to the bottom of the barrel as your "1st class" Texas coach sends you back to the hell you crawled out of. Good day, and good luck.
 
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That Florida fan's post got me to thinking about Neyland. Do we have any surviving video/footage/audio of him actually speaking? He coached up to mid-century, and it's hard to believe that there wouldn't be at least some extant audio. Perhaps not though.
 
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LurtzVol109 said:
Dear Florida fan: We hate you, too. We can handle being second class, cousin lovin, tradition loving, historical powerhouse redneck citizens, but here is some reality for you: you are third rate, jort-wearing swamp people with no real tradition outside of that annoying chomp. In fact, before good ole Tennessee boy Steve Spurrier got there, your history was being the sad bottom of the SEC barrel. You should be thanking our second rate a**es for bringing you up to your third rate class and out of the s***hole of mediocrity that was always your program. Meanwhile, even after winning "so much" over recent history, you still are so devolved as human beings that you piss into baloons and throw them at people like your a bunch of half evolved primates still picking their s*** and throwing it for fun. Because of this, your town, accordingly, smells like piss, because when you aren't tag teaming mom and sis, you forget what a "circle jerk" is supposed to produce, prefering to piss over yourselves then at least put forth the effort to do it right. Have fun on your downward spiral back to the bottom of the barrel as your "1st class" Texas coach sends you back to the hell you crawled out of. Good day, and good luck.
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Sounds to me like that Florida fan was the guy tricked in the circle jerk and never got over it.
 
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LurtzVol109 said:
Dear Florida fan: We hate you, too. We can handle being second class, cousin lovin, tradition loving, historical powerhouse redneck citizens, but here is some reality for you: you are third rate, jort-wearing swamp people with no real tradition outside of that annoying chomp. In fact, before good ole Tennessee boy Steve Spurrier got there, your history was being the sad bottom of the SEC barrel. You should be thanking our second rate a**es for bringing you up to your third rate class and out of the s***hole of mediocrity that was always your program. Meanwhile, even after winning "so much" over recent history, you still are so devolved as human beings that you piss into baloons and throw them at people like your a bunch of half evolved primates still picking their s*** and throwing it for fun. Because of this, your town, accordingly, smells like piss, because when you aren't tag teaming mom and sis, you forget what a "circle jerk" is supposed to produce, prefering to piss over yourselves then at least put forth the effort to do it right. Have fun on your downward spiral back to the bottom of the barrel as your "1st class" Texas coach sends you back to the hell you crawled out of. Good day, and good luck.
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volprof said:
Just saw a commercial for a new SEC Storied. "The Story of Manning," or something like that. Primarily focused on Peyton; interviews with folks like Jimmy Hyams. Airs on one of the ESPN stations Tues., Sept. 24th. Can't remember what time though.
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Pretty sure it's primarily focused on Archie, considering the fact that all of the promos are talking about how he refused to let being a pro athlete get in the way of being a good father.
 
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OCIVol said:
- Per a Florida poster on 247

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Of all the SEC fans, they are the worst. I'm sure there are some nice ones, but I haven't met them.

They spit on you, throw drinks on you, cuss you, and all because you are a fan of the opposite team. My parents went to their stadium, and that was the treatment they got.

I read on the other forum that VOLS sent a bunch of tickets back to Florida. I don't think it's because we are down so much as because it's not fun to go there.
 
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OCIVol said:
- Per a Florida poster on 247

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Because I am an East Tennessean, I step out of my door and see the mountains...embrace the lush green surroundings...enjoy the sound of rustling leaves on the towering hardwoods...the sound of a bold mountain stream...smell the crispness of a fall morning...enjoy the stillness of a December snow...the beautiful colors of the fall...and of spring. And while enjoying all of that, I'm surrounded by like minded people that value God, guns, and family...and good BBQ.

He, on the other hand, lives in north central Florida...where the only redemption to the unceasing heat, persistent thunderstorms, energy sapping humidity, and dinosaur-ugly wildlife, is the fact that when they get hit by hurricanes, Gainesville only receives a glancing blow...not that anything important would have been damaged otherwise...

I would gladly accept football mediocrity for the rest of my time on this planet to continue to live in God's country.

He, on the other hand, only has football...and only until Butch says otherwise.
 
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LurtzVol109 said:
Dear Florida fan: We hate you, too. We can handle being second class, cousin lovin, tradition loving, historical powerhouse redneck citizens, but here is some reality for you: you are third rate, jort-wearing swamp people with no real tradition outside of that annoying chomp. In fact, before good ole Tennessee boy Steve Spurrier got there, your history was being the sad bottom of the SEC barrel. You should be thanking our second rate a**es for bringing you up to your third rate class and out of the s***hole of mediocrity that was always your program. Meanwhile, even after winning "so much" over recent history, you still are so devolved as human beings that you piss into baloons and throw them at people like your a bunch of half evolved primates still picking their s*** and throwing it for fun. Because of this, your town, accordingly, smells like piss, because when you aren't tag teaming mom and sis, you forget what a "circle jerk" is supposed to produce, prefering to piss over yourselves then at least put forth the effort to do it right. Have fun on your downward spiral back to the bottom of the barrel as your "1st class" Texas coach sends you back to the hell you crawled out of. Good day, and good luck.
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Why did you wish them luck? :blink:
 
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volprof said:
That Florida fan's post got me to thinking about Neyland. Do we have any surviving video/footage/audio of him actually speaking? He coached up to mid-century, and it's hard to believe that there wouldn't be at least some extant audio. Perhaps not though.
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Skip to 46:00 to hear the General

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBWJgoBZTeM[/youtube]
 
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