Random Thoughts XXXII

[hmanvolfan]

I was cleaning the lint out my belly button and applied a little too much pressure and it caused my jimmy to jump.

Really Clark? lol:

 

[hmanvolfan]

Hahahaha! Always.

Guess my computer is crap, I don't even see any toenails.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Guess my computer is crap, I don't even see any toenails.

They look red but Im mobile! Vag is allsome.

 

[bubbacurry1]

I don't have to worry about bb lint much anymore, they pretty much destroyed mine during my last surgery. My stomach pretty much looks like a series of train tracks anyway.
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[BadJerry20]

I was cleaning the lint out my belly button and applied a little too much pressure and it caused my jimmy to jump.

Lulz

 

[Hobock]

20-1 odds say Hman went knuckles-deep in his belly button just now.

 

[BadJerry20]

Lulz

 

[MY3*VOLS]

This dog smells like sh!t. The more I bathe him the more he wants to roll and smell like shat.

 

[Wickerhead]

This dog smells like sh!t. The more I bathe him the more he wants to roll and smell like shat.

Must be a shih tzu.

 

[hmanvolfan]

20-1 odds say Hman went knuckles-deep in his belly button just now.

You lose another bet doosh master.

 

[KappinSpaulding]

"Only winners get wings."

 

[Hobock]

You lose another bet doosh master.

You have an outie?

 

[Weezer]

20-1 odds say Hman went knuckles-deep in his belly button just now.

You really should respect your elders.

 

[Toujours Pret]

You really should respect your elders.

doubt Hobock and iI'll punch you.

 

[Weezer]

doubt Hobock and iI'll punch you.

It would be much cooler if you were a woman making that threat. I like women with spirit.

 

[Hobock]

It would be much cooler if you were a woman making that threat. I like women with spirit.

Weezy, please don't. I learned everything I know about interwebz flaming from that guy.

 

[Weezer]

Weezy, please don't. I learned everything I know about interwebz flaming from that guy.

Is that code for gay porn?

 

[Hobock]

Is that code for gay porn?

Trust me.



Capisce?

 

[Weezer]

Trust me.



Capisce?

I don't like the road you're taking. FTR, I'm straight and no, I won't put on a blindfold.

 

[Spartacavolus]

20-1 odds say Hman went knuckles-deep in his belly button just now.

Arnold Palmer out of my right nostril. I hope I catch people like that from time to time.

 

[Hobock]

I don't like the road you're taking. FTR, I'm straight and no, I won't put on a blindfold.

STFU and go read my apology.

 

[Weezer]

STFU and go read my apology.

Why so cereal today, Fruit Loop? I'm just teasing. You in that bad of a mood?

 

[Hobock]

Why so cereal today, Fruit Loop? I'm just teasing. You in that bad of a mood?

I'm in a great mood, brother. If it's that hard to recognize, I'm doing it right.

 

[Weezer]

I'm bored. I need to go forage for supper. Hopefully I have something in the house cause I don't want to go out.

 

[Weezer]

Dammit. Grocery shopping or fast food? Decisions, decisions.