Funny Facebook Status'

[CubsFanTN]

"Italy vs. Japan soccer - there was a guy in the crowd dressed as Mario. But....which team was he supporting?"

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

"If Kanye and Kim named their baby North West, does that mean that Kim's vagina is now the northwest passage?"
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[dukes_of_maggard]

I literally laughed out loud when I read this...I may have startled some coworkers...

 

[Volunteer forever]

My favorite is when people post a picture of their food and then put "yum"! lol

 

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[pualsline]

The longest five seconds in anyone’s life is waiting to press the “Skip Ad” button on YouTube.

 

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[pualsline]

If you ever google "Gary Oldman" please do not leave out the "r". Worst hour and a half of my life...

 

[Nerd-Vol]

If you ever good "Gary Oldman" please do not leave out the "r". Worst hour and a half of my life...

What is good?

 

[pualsline]

What is good?

spelling mistake has been corrected

 

[VolinArizona]

What is good?

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Nice!

 

[vader]

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

I regret that I can only like this once

 

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[rjd970]

:lolabove: LOL :lolabove:

 

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[pualsline]

"Since the government shut down can we pay prorated taxes for the year?"

 

[pualsline]

This government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swifts relationships.

 

[tumscalcium]

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Awesome Conan reference.

 

[pualsline]

Today is 11/12/13, which is also the number of players Dooley used on defense depending on his mood.

 

[Obsessed]

Today is 11/12/13, which is also the number of players Dooley used on defense depending on his mood.

Lmao.

Good one!