Top Ten Signs You're a UT Fan....

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#1
Alright, to heck with it...time to have some fun on the board.

I'll get us started. The official judges are lex, hatvol and jake. In a week or so, we'll ask them to list their favs.

#10 Your wife catches you watching the 1999 Fiesta
Bowl tape at 3 in the morning, and doesn't say
anything...

#9 Johnny Majors takes out a restraining order against
you for the repeated calls you've made to his
house, asking him to please come back...

#8 You still think you can help by showing up at home
games with your "D" and "Fence" signs...

#7 You have a "Tebow Voodoo Doll".

#6 You ordered the ASU game on PPV; spent $300.00
on beer and snacks; and invited all the UF fans
you know over to your house to show them what
the Vols can really do...

#5 You blame Ray Blanton for the current problems at
UT.

#4 You still look for bargains on UT merchandise on
E-Bay.

#3 You refuse to read any posts by Lexvol. It hurts
too much.

#2 You're still thinking "9 and 3".

#1 No matter what, hearing "Rocky Top" still makes
you stand proud.
 
#2
#2
#5 and #2 are funny as hell, and #1 is just plain true.

Didn't find any humor in the rest but it's the effort that counts....:clap:
 
#4
#4
10. You own a Tennessee Monopoly game.
9. Your friends and Family never call during Tn football and basketball game days. They know better.
8. you don't smoke, but you own 4 assorted size orange ashtrays...just because they happened to be that perfect shade of orange...Vol orange.
7. Your cats' names are Lucky Tee and Smokey the Hound
6. When meeting someone,some of your questions will be about their interest in sports,esp. football and bb,and if a fan,you must know their college affiliation.
5. And if they are Fla,Ga or Bama fans....you have enough friends.
4. You own a vast assortment of Tn T shirts and sweatshirts,alot of them are worn out,but they're Tn stuff,you can't throw them away.
3. You wear orange nail polish.
2. You bought a six pack of Bud Light,because it was orange bottles.
1. You own 22 orange and white shakers.:salute:
 
#5
#5
#6 You ordered the ASU game on PPV; spent $300.00
on beer and snacks; and invited all the UF fans
you know over to your house to show them what
the Vols can really do...
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Thats funny...I actually did that very thing (except the $300) for the Southern Miss game.
 
#10
#10
#4 You still look for bargains on UT merchandise on
E-Bay.


I do this, ehhh, bi-weekly. Still haven't found anything that I would even think about bidding on. It's either one of those shirts that you know are the wrong orange for 5 dollars or a $500 dollar pool table lamp. There's never that 10-50 dollar nice item that I'd throw down on.

Let's just say the various online Volunteer Shop's "Clearance" pages have done me well.
 
#11
#11
volfanatic86 said:
10. You own a Tennessee Monopoly game.
9. Your friends and Family never call during Tn football and basketball game days. They know better.
8. you don't smoke, but you own 4 assorted size orange ashtrays...just because they happened to be that perfect shade of orange...Vol orange.
7. Your cats' names are Lucky Tee and Smokey the Hound
6. When meeting someone,some of your questions will be about their interest in sports,esp. football and bb,and if a fan,you must know their college affiliation.
5. And if they are Fla,Ga or Bama fans....you have enough friends.
4. You own a vast assortment of Tn T shirts and sweatshirts,alot of them are worn out,but they're Tn stuff,you can't throw them away.
3. You wear orange nail polish.
2. You bought a six pack of Bud Light,because it was orange bottles.
1. You own 22 orange and white shakers.:salute:
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#4 is so true. #3 I don't think so.
 
#12
#12
imo #1 will always be "You get goosebumps as the Vols run through the T"
 
#13
#13
10. You have Volnation on your browser bar as a most visited site.
9. Your wife plans the family weekend activities around when the Vols are on CBS.
8. You can bore the hell outta anybody talkin bout the glory days of Vols gamedays.
7. If the Vols lose your a poster boy for symptom lists of any of the leading anti-depressants.
6. Orange is your favorite color
5. You can sing all three choruses of Rocky Top.
4. You act like a kid going to Disneyworld walkng into Neyland stadium.
3. You constantly scan vehicles in traffic for signs of Vol fans like window clings, vols plates.
2. You pretend it isn't funny seeing Coach Fulmer photoshopped with Krispy Kreme donut sugar on his face, holding a empty KK box.
1. You abhore all things Bama!!!!!!!!
 
#16
#16
GreyWolf1129 said:
Alright, to heck with it...time to have some fun on the board.

I'll get us started. The official judges are lex, hatvol and jake. In a week or so, we'll ask them to list their favs.

#10 Your wife catches you watching the 1999 Fiesta
Bowl tape at 3 in the morning, and doesn't say
anything...

#9 Johnny Majors takes out a restraining order against
you for the repeated calls you've made to his
house, asking him to please come back...

#8 You still think you can help by showing up at home
games with your "D" and "Fence" signs...

#7 You have a "Tebow Voodoo Doll".

#6 You ordered the ASU game on PPV; spent $300.00
on beer and snacks; and invited all the UF fans
you know over to your house to show them what
the Vols can really do...

#5 You blame Ray Blanton for the current problems at
UT.

#4 You still look for bargains on UT merchandise on
E-Bay.

#3 You refuse to read any posts by Lexvol. It hurts
too much.

#2 You're still thinking "9 and 3".

#1 No matter what, hearing "Rocky Top" still makes
you stand proud.
Click to expand...

I love #9 :eek:lol:
 
#17
#17
dan4vols said:
3. You constantly scan vehicles in traffic for signs of Vol fans like window clings, vols plates.
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I do this all the time. I tell my wife how many power T's a car has. I was hoping that the TN trooper would give me a break on a ticket since I had 3 UT items on my car.

I was very proud a few years ago--I was wearing a Vols shirt in AL and a guy said "Son, that shirt has go to go." I replied "Gotta root for a winner."http://www.volnation.com/forum/images/smilies/default/biggrin2.gif
:)

The ringtone on my phone is Rockytop and I have a power T in my cubicle at work.
 
#18
#18
hyperchamp said:
I do this all the time. I tell my wife how many power T's a car has. I was hoping that the TN trooper would give me a break on a ticket since I had 3 UT items on my car.

I was very proud a few years ago--I was wearing a Vols shirt in AL and a guy said "Son, that shirt has go to go." I replied "Gotta root for a winner."http://www.volnation.com/forum/images/smilies/default/biggrin2.gif
:)

The ringtone on my phone is Rockytop and I have a power T in my cubicle at work.
Click to expand...

My ringtone is also Rocky Top... I have a checker board power T on my car...
 
#20
#20
10. your personalized car tag is ROKYTOP, and have been offered money to give it up and inform them that you will leave it in your will to your son.
9. your tattoo on your arm is a smokey dog and a vols
8. you carry a tn money clip
7. if you try real hard you can actually remember the smell the first time you walked into the greatest place on earth, and no I don't mean disneyland, I mean NEYLAND
6. your wife gets so sick of seeing you in orange, but gets over it very quickly when you put on another vols shirt
5. you watch reruns of TN football games and will still yell at the tv even though the game was played a decade ago
4. almost every gift you get for christmas, birthdays, anniversaries, etc is something tn because that's the only thing people know for sure you will love
3. you have orange crocs with power T's on them and wear them practically every day even though some people think you are stupid
2. you've actually tried to figure out how to paint the shingles on your roof in checkerboard orange and white
1. Like some of the others have said when the band breaks into the T the chills are so bad your eyes actually start to water.:rock::rock::rock::rock::rock:
 
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