Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[Orangeslice13]

Ron, this statement makes me want to start a new "ask thread".

I am more intellergent than people give me credit for!

Thoughts?

 

[northknoxvol]

How do I mend bridges burned during the Dooley debates? Dooley supporters hold such grudges!

 

[rockytop114]

Not now.

Its just thows dam states other than ours. we should exceed and succeed

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[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, this statement makes me want to start a new "ask thread".

Thoughts?

The fact that you're asking makes me question your loyalty to the Endzone.

 

[Orangeslice13]

The fact that you're asking makes me question your loyalty to the Endzone.

So you can't decide either.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

So you can't decide either.

I have definitely decided. The answer is no. I don't care what (s)he has to say.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I have definitely decided. The answer is no. I don't care what (s)he has to say.

That was my problem too.
The statement reeked of a challenge. A need to test his smarts if you will. But ultimately I just don't give a fwak.

Thanks I think.

 

[Weezer]

Fattass,
I don't bring them here
I point them out when they wander in

Weezer,

Slice called you a profane name.

Ikr? And in typical Slice fashion he misspells it.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ikr? And in typical Slice fashion he misspells it.

It's what I do. Brohamm

 

[Weezer]

Ron,

I feel a little betrayed. Anything Slice knows about my ass has to come from the noodz I've been sending Red. Should I stop sending her the pics she's been asking for?

 

[Orangeslice13]

She won this months contest here
WWW.fuglyfatpeoplenaked.com
Thanks again.

 

[Weezer]

She won this months contest here
WWW.fuglyfatpeoplenaked.com
Thanks again.

I hang my head in shame. You've won this time, but I'll be back. I will have revenge. You will fall.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I hang my head in shame. You've won this time, but I'll be back. I will have revenge. You will fall.

Negative. You're my buddy. If you leave then I've lost already.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

I feel a little betrayed. Anything Slice knows about my ass has to come from the noodz I've been sending Red. Should I stop sending her the pics she's been asking for?

You should feel betrayed. You thought Slice and Red were in your circle of trust and now this comes out. It's just disrespectful. This kind of story makes me consider stopping the practice of sending sexy nudes to married women. I suppose you should stop if that's how it's going to be. Just a shame.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

 

[Weezer]

Ron,

Why does this stomach bug seem neverending? I don't remember ever eating as much as is coming out. Is it possible to start ****eing your innards?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Why does this stomach bug seem neverending? I don't remember ever eating as much as is coming out. Is it possible to start ****eing your innards?

Smoke 6 cigarettes, eat half a grape fruit, chug 2 Diet Cokes with lemon. You're welcome.

 

[Weezer]

I feel like I should have asked that question in the Zone Runs thread.

 

[VolFan32]

Oh, I guess that makes sense. But no, I still don't know what he's talking about.

Ron, I have interpreted 114ese. Do I need to get my head examined?

 

[blupotato]

I feel like I should have asked that question in the Zone Runs thread.

No. For the love of god, do not bump that garbage.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ron, I have interpreted 114ese. Do I need to get my head examined?

I don't know what Ron thinks but you now speak 114 and can't get your key out of the door.


Help should be considered IMO

 

[VolFan32]

I don't know what Ron thinks but you now speak 114 and can't get your key out of the door.


Help should be considered IMO

That's what I feared.

 

[Weezer]

Who's 114?

 

[VolFan32]

Lulz.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, I have interpreted 114ese. Do I need to get my head examined?

I didn't want to say anything earlier, but yes, it is mildly disturbing. It's probably nothing more than just reading his writing for an extended period of time. I think you should immediately start reading something by a distinguished author. I suggest Hunter S. Thompson.