Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[Weezer]

Clearly you have not learned how the Zone works. You should call me whatever you want. We live by the motto "It is easier to ask forgiveness than permission". You have failed. You should spend 6 weeks in The Pub as punishment for your sissiness.

Fawk that. I've got infractions now. That's like gang tats. Pub has no place for me and I want no part of it.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Fawk that. I've got infractions now. That's like gang tats. Pub has no place for me and I want no part of it.

Ok, you can stay.

 

[Weezer]

He's an ingrate.

I appreciate you and 95. Whatshisname still has a ways to go to get appreciation.

 

[VolFan32]

It made my Top 5 because it is one of my 5 favorite movies.

Mind. Blown.

 

[rockytop114]

I appreciate you and 95. Whatshisname still has a ways to go to get appreciation.

Say my name!

 

[DD4ME]

Ron,
I'm assuming you finally got laid, your answers have much better clarity as of late. And or phone sex.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
I'm assuming you finally got laid, your answers have much better clarity as of late. And or phone sex.

The answer to your question is yes, I have been back in town for three weeks now. And since I'm married, I don't really have to work for it anymore. It just kinda happens.

 

[rockytop114]

Ronald

when making sweet love too your women do you put Bruno mars song Gorilla on?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ronald

when making sweet love too your women do you put Bruno mars song Gorilla on?

I don't use music. I find it distracting. I have to concentrate to please the ladies and please myself.

 

[UTGnome]

I don't use music. I find it distracting. I have to concentrate to please the ladies and please myself.

Pay attention 114, he said ladies.

 

[Behr]

Hey Behr









Stfu

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Hawt

 

[rockytop114]

Behr caught the HoneyBobo

 

[Volz4lif3]

 

[rockytop114]

Assistance!


Ronaldo

I done went and got me a assistant a prodashay well you know what I'm sayin!

Kind of like you and I!


Its kewl ain't it!

 

[rockytop114]

No homo

But I an about to boom my pants!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I can't even imagine what your protege would be doing under your supervision.

 

[rockytop114]

Quote the ff for me!

See I can't go there he can and he can tell me what's up and I don't have to read the BS

 

[rockytop114]

Protégés learn something new everyday!

 

[mcompton]

Smh...he's an idoit. There's no other way to get on my ignore list.

 

[rockytop114]

Ronaldo

I am about to hit 15000 and no one gives flip flops!

 

[VolFan32]

Ronaldo

I am about to hit 15000 and no one gives flip flops!

Dear lord. Please stfu

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Ronaldo

I am about to hit 15000 and no one gives flip flops!

And only 3 of these posts have been coherent.

 

[blupotato]

Ronaldo

I am about to hit 15000 and no one gives flip flops!

That would be accurate.

 

[blupotato]

Think I'll report your 15k post.