Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[rockytop114]

the

how did castaway make your top5

 

[The Ron Mexico]

the

how did castaway make your top5

It made my Top 5 because it is one of my 5 favorite movies.

 

[rockytop114]

what part did you like . the part were he is on the beach or when he talked to wilson?

 

[rockytop114]

The

dont you think his wife should have took him back i mean come on !

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I liked the whole movie. And yes, Helen Hunt shouldn't have been such a whore.

 

[rockytop114]

and the vols will beat candy down this year.!!!!! best believe dat!

 

[rockytop114]

I liked the whole movie. And yes, Helen Hunt shouldn't have been such a whore.

I think Helen Hun was diplicting how women are

 

[rockytop114]

swing away

 

[rockytop114]

my vote is for Wilson the best actor in the movie

 

[Weezer]

Once you go black, you never go back. Ron, is this true or false? I am not a racist and can love a woman of any color, but will all other ethnicities be ruined for me if I dated a black woman with a fat ass? TIA

 

[rockytop114]

its the juice weeze f baby da juice..dat ass

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Once you go black, you never go back. Ron, is this true or false? I am not a racist and can love a woman of any color, but will all other ethnicities be ruined for me if I dated a black woman with a fat ass? TIA

The saying, "once you go black, you never go back" only applies to women. When it comes to black women, the saying is, "the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice". You need to make sweet, sweet love to every dark skinned woman you can find.

 

[rockytop114]

we got dis Ron, sheat

 

[rockytop114]

I need answers!

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Do you enjoy Castaway because it depicts a plane crash?

 

[Volz4lif3]

The saying, "once you go black, you never go back" only applies to women. When it comes to black women, the saying is, "the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice". You need to make sweet, sweet love to every dark skinned woman you can find.

Ron, Great advice! Never go wrong with this word.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Do you enjoy Castaway because it depicts a plane crash?

No, in fact that is one of the movie's faults. Everytime I watch the crash scene I think, "oh, this is gonna hurt".

 

[Aavoxx]

Bump for to many sixes.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Bump for to many sixes.

Thanks.

 

[Weezer]

Ron, I don't feel comfortable calling you The. When I followed you down the rabbithole and found the Zone, you were Ron. Is it okay if I just stick with Ron. If not, then stfu and gtfo. See, I have learned how the Zone works.


Sup?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Why is Weezer afraid of change?

 

[rockytop114]

The

Why didn't weeze Just thank you for your? advice and Stfu. ?

Lol

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, I don't feel comfortable calling you The. When I followed you down the rabbithole and found the Zone, you were Ron. Is it okay if I just stick with Ron. If not, then stfu and gtfo. See, I have learned how the Zone works.


Sup?

Clearly you have not learned how the Zone works. You should call me whatever you want. We live by the motto "It is easier to ask forgiveness than permission". You have failed. You should spend 6 weeks in The Pub as punishment for your sissiness.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Why is Weezer afraid of change?

It's a mental block. He doesn't see the benefits of change in his own life and it scares him to see them on the internet.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The

Why didn't weeze Just thank you for your? advice and Stfu. ?

Lol

He's an ingrate.