So....

[UTGnome]

Pull the fire alarm mid-interview

Srs, the fire alarm just went off at my office. Gonzo was that you?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

One word: Rape

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Srs, the fire alarm just went off at my office. Gonzo was that you?

:whistling:

 

[mcompton]

The other guy. I am going to rock the interview - I just don't want to leave any stone unturned. His interview appears to be today though, so Volga - that is a no go.

It's not your responsibility to do anything with the other guy. Doesn't matter if he's a dumazz, douche, etc, dont smack talk him to the interviewer. If he comes up, say something nice about him, then tell why you should have the job. You're welcome.

 

[heartvols]

Sprinkle itching powder on the guy

 

[UTGnome]

:whistling:

But you do know where I work.:unsure::question:

 

[Unknown Muppet]

It's not your responsibility to do anything with the other guy. Doesn't matter if he's a dumazz, douche, etc, dont smack talk him to the interviewer. If he comes up, say something nice about him, then tell why you should have the job. You're welcome.

Thanks. This is my real plan. I was looking for lulz

 

[Unknown Muppet]

But you do know where I work.:unsure::question:

If you were interviewing this guy and the fire alarm interrupted, you're welcome.

 

[mcompton]

Thanks. This is my real plan. I was looking for lulz

in all the wrong places...

 

[mcompton]

then shizz in the top drawer of his desk the morning of the interview

 

[Aavoxx]

then shizz in the top drawer of his desk the morning of the interview

This.

 

[BadJerry20]

One word: Rape

Obviously you and I are the only ones that understand the importance of this situation.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Obviously you and I are the only ones that understand the importance of this situation.

Do I accuse him of rape?

 

[Aavoxx]

Do I accuse him of rape?

I don't think that's what they were suggesting.

 

[heartvols]

Do I accuse him of rape?

Pay a female coworker to report him for sexual harassment in the workplace.

 

[mcompton]

lulz...that'll work

 

[mcompton]

hail, tell them he harrassed you...biblically

 

[Aavoxx]

Pay a female coworker to report him for sexual harassment in the workplace.

Or just report him yourself.

 

[Hobock]

You don't have to sabotage the interview. If they hire the other dude, nothing will more effective than a failed drug test. Bring some donuts to work. Sprinkle some crack on them. Some other co-workers may have to share the donuts, unfortunately. Collateral damage.

Remember, G. You CAN NOT eat the donuts no matter how tempting.

 

[SergeantVol]

You don't have to sabotage the interview. If they hire the other dude, nothing will more effective than a failed drug test. Bring some donuts to work. Sprinkle some crack on them. Some other co-workers may have to share the donuts, unfortunately. Collateral damage.

Remember, G. You CAN NOT eat the donuts no matter how tempting.

This. Or a hypodermic needle full of herion.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

You don't have to sabotage the interview. If they hire the other dude, nothing will more effective than a failed drug test. Bring some donuts to work. Sprinkle some crack on them. Some other co-workers may have to share the donuts, unfortunately. Collateral damage.

Remember, G. You CAN NOT eat the donuts no matter how tempting.

Hobock - this is BRILLIANT!

This is the advice I needed.

 

[Wickerhead]

Wtf you worried for Gonzo. You got dis!

 

[rmsmith]

Worry about things you can control.

If you really need something done call Heisenberg

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Not worried. Just haven't had but one face to face interview in five years. And that one I am pretty sure as long as I wasn't an idiot, I would have got the job.

Still had to turn it down.

 

[rmsmith]

So they offered and you refused? Tell them to take some notes from The Godfather