lulz

[Hobock]

After today he's lucky to be alive. I could tell you what he did but I swear by all that's Holy, you wouldn't believe me.

Did it involve theft and/or a company vehicle?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Would it bring some lulz?

Nope,

Guys worked for me for about a year.
He's always been a little clumsy and hurting himself. nothing to bad though. today were ripping plywood sub flooring with the table saw. Dude drops his pencil and beds over to pick it up putting his head less than an inch from a running saw blade. My project manager just happened to see it go down and pushed him back to keep him out of the blade.

 

[Orangeslice13]

He's going to die on a job site one day. It just won't be mine.

 

[Aavoxx]

Nope,

Guys worked for me for about a year.
He's always been a little clumsy and hurting himself. nothing to bad though. today were ripping plywood sub flooring with the table saw. Dude drops his pencil and beds over to pick it up putting his head less than an inch from a running saw blade. My project manager just happened to see it go down and pushed him back to keep him out of the blade.

Good Lord.

 

[VolFan32]

Nope,

Guys worked for me for about a year.
He's always been a little clumsy and hurting himself. nothing to bad though. today were ripping plywood sub flooring with the table saw. Dude drops his pencil and beds over to pick it up putting his head less than an inch from a running saw blade. My project manager just happened to see it go down and pushed him back to keep him out of the blade.

Wow

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

He's going to die on a job site one day. It just won't be mine.

Smart move!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Dayummm, no lulz!

 

[Orangeslice13]

He's a future Darwin award nominee.

 

[Hobock]

He's a future Darwin award nominee.

I feel better. His timely demise will dictate the length of government assistance.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I feel better. His timely demise will dictate the length of government assistance.

It is my belief that he won't last the rest of the year.
Although he is 35,ish so you never can tell.

 

[rockytop114]

THIS CAFÉ LATTE IS TOO DAMN FROTHY! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT FROTHY LATTE'S!

lulz

.

 

[Hobock]

It is my belief that he won't last the rest of the year.
Although he is 35,ish so you never can tell.

What will you write out in the line that states his reason for separation of employment?

 

[Orangeslice13]

What will you write out in the line that states his reason for separation of employment?

Irreconcilable differences

 

[Hobock]

Irreconcilable differences

This answers the question in the OP.

 

[Aavoxx]

Irreconcilable differences

That's BS for divorce. Not code for dumbass.

 

[Orangeslice13]

 

[Orangeslice13]

This answers the question in the OP.

I knew you read it.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Photo bucket gifs

You never really know what you're going to get.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Photo bucket gifs

You never really know what you're going to get.

With you, 98% of the time it's a redhead!

 

[Orangeslice13]

I really like red heads.

 

[Aavoxx]

With you, 98% of the time it's a redhead!

I see nothing wrong with this.

 

[Orangeslice13]

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I see nothing wrong with this.

It's not a complaint. Just an observation.

 

[DD4ME]

Voxx

 

[DD4ME]