This belongs in The Zone

[Rasputin_Vol]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDP_kjUiN9k[/youtube]

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Wise words from a loving Mother:

"Here's your lubricant. And when you wash it, soap and water, wash it. You gotta put powder on it because it'll get sticky. (unintelligible) it'll fall apart on your ass."

This may become my new VN signature.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

My mom did the same thing on my 10th birthday.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

My mom must hate me. She never once bought me a sex toy.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

My mom must hate me. She never once bought me a sex toy.

I'm sure all your boyhood friends got one from her. Plus cucumber sandwiches.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I'm sure all your boyhood friends got one from her. Plus cucumber sandwiches.

Say what you will about her parenting skills, but she makes one helluva cucumber sandwich.

 

[mcompton]

lmao

 

[DD4ME]

Just weird.

 

[DD4ME]

Also Putin redeemed himself some with that clip.

 

[rockytop114]

What's up with parents and kids these days my parents got me a hoe for my sixteenth bday and one every since.

 

[mcompton]

When a Pube decides what belongs in the Zone...the zone has failed. GTFO ras

 

[hmanvolfan]

When a Pube decides what belongs in the Zone...the zone has failed. GTFO ras

I know right. I gotta pitchfork, get a kerosene torch and let's run his ass outta here.

 

[Volz4lif3]

I wish my Moma was as thoughtful as this one here..

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Holy sheet! It's a Hose Toter drive-by. Whassup, brah?

 

[Volz4lif3]

Wassup nooga

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Nuttin much, just looking for jobs.

Whassup with you?

 

[Volz4lif3]

Chillin can't sleep.. Gonna try something here in a few to see if it helps..💩

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Boom!