The Official 2nd Annual Zone Tailgate planning thread

[MY3*VOLS]

Somewhere where the golf carts don't have windshields! You're prolly too skinny to bust through one now anyway! Lulz



Srs though, Deadhorse golf course

Jodee will shank ya, brah!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Sweet!

 

[joeydupree]

First time I been called skinny in a while.

I feel funny in my pelvic region now.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Tex... Lemme know when the baby is due!

 

[vol_in_ar]

I figured to meet the standards of the Zone, we would be at Knoxville Golf Course on Schaad Rd

 

[joeydupree]

I'm booking a room now.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Tex... Lemme know when the baby is due!

Wtf!

 

[joeydupree]

U all late brah!!!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Got a prob?

 

[blupotato]

Got a prob?

 

[YankeeVol]

First time I been called skinny in a while.

I feel funny in my pelvic region now.

Doesn't happen often does it?

 

[joeydupree]

Doesn't happen often does it?

Usually any time the wind blows

 

[YankeeVol]

Should I bring the wife or the gf?

:question:

 

[vol_in_ar]

why bring sand to the beach

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Should I bring the wife or the gf?

:question:

Bring your sister.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Bring your sister.

Wait - is that his wife or his gf?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Wait - is that his wife or his gf?

Interesting. I don't know. Let's ask.

Yankee,
Are you married to your sister or are you cheating on your wife with your sister?

 

[YankeeVol]

It's your sister Ron.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

It's your sister Ron.

I don't have a sister. Only a brother that dresses like a woman. You're gross.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Yankee, are you married to an eskimo?

 

[Hobock]

*Meximo

 

[YankeeVol]

Yankee, are you married to an eskimo?

I married a cracker (not a racist term according to the Zimmerman trial)

 

[The Ron Mexico]

*Meximo

*Snow Mexican

 

[Hobock]

*Snow Mexican

Mex-Ski-Mo

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Mex-Ski-Mo

Excellent