Wtf

[Nerd-Vol]

Wifey just informed me we were supposed to be at her brothers church at 5 for a cookout and I've just downed my 5th beer. WTF?

You should ask if there will be more beer at the church.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

You should ask if there will be more beer at the church.

 

[Wickerhead]

Going drunk. Drink some more.

Just made a trip to the fridge.

 

[DD4ME]

When you get there ask for a glass of their best communion wine.

 

[Wickerhead]

When you get there ask for a glass of their best communion wine.

You know that Mrs. Biscuits is laughing at me over this. She said she was sorry she forgot to tell me since she found out about this on Sunday.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Wtf!!! 'Merica!!!

 

[DD4ME]

You know that Mrs. Biscuits is laughing at me over this. She said she was sorry she forgot to tell me since she found out about this on Sunday.

Should make it fun.

 

[blupotato]

Those church folks are judging you anyways, so drink up.

 

[DD4ME]

Maybe it'll make the snake handling easier

 

[Wickerhead]

Maybe it'll make the snake handling easier

If there are serpents present my ass is coming home.

 

[DD4ME]

If there are serpents present my ass is coming home.

if you slur just have your wife proclaim you are talking in tongues. As I have witnessed from church it's better to go drunk than not at all.

 

[Wickerhead]

if you slur just have your wife proclaim you are talking in tongues. As I have witnessed from church it's better to go drunk than not at all.

Leaving now. Got Certs and gum. I'll only update if Mrs.Jones starts flirting with me and I pinch her on the taint.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Speellin be hard. Wtf

 

[DD4ME]

Leaving now. Got Certs and gum. I'll only update if Mrs.Jones starts flirting with me and I pinch her on the taint.

eace:

 

[Red13]

I've been sleepy all freaking day. I go to bed and I'm wide awake. Can't sleep a wink.

WTF

 

[DD4ME]

I've been sleepy all freaking day. I go to bed and I'm wide awake. Can't sleep a wink.

WTF

Cause you fought with Slice, your soul mate. My wife won't admit it that day but she always has trouble sleeping when we've tifffed. Assuming it wasn't a ruse, as I theorized.

 

[Red13]

Cause you fought with Slice, your soul mate. My wife won't admit it that day but she always has trouble sleeping when we've tifffed. Assuming it wasn't a ruse, as I theorized.

It was a ruse. Slice and I hardly fight. I love to make fun of his spelling.

 

[DD4ME]

Then your just excited bout 'Merica like the rest of us

 

[VolFan32]

*yore

 

[SDV]

Leaving now. Got Certs and gum. I'll only update if Mrs.Jones starts flirting with me and I pinch her on the taint.

How did it go?

 

[Wickerhead]

How did it go?

Pulled it off without any trouble. I sort of stayed in the corner table and ate like a hippo. It was mostly singing and a very good meal. No offering was taken so I had money left for beer. Haha

 

[Red13]

Those church folks are judging you anyways, so drink up.

Taters.......stop judging the judgmental church people!

 

[SDV]

Pulled it off without any trouble. I sort of stayed in the corner table and ate like a hippo. It was mostly singing and a very good meal. No offering was taken so I had money left for beer. Haha

Lulz

 

[Orangeslice13]

Just got run over by a deer in my own front Yard.

Seriously, wtf?

 

[DD4ME]

Just got run over by a deer in my own front Yard.

Seriously, wtf?

told you not to use deer estrus as cologne