Volunteer Forever found the zone.

Oh good grief! This is so wrong it is not even funny. You have embarrassed yourself, these cultural icons, the Endzone, all Vol fans, and the word forever.

In retrospect, none of us are really disappointed though as we expected this result. However, as a result of your failure, there is only one recourse. You must LEAVE. NOW.

It was a pleasure to entertain your application, but it has been rejected. You may reapply in six months. Until then, leave us in peace.

Sincerely,
The Zone
This post warms my heart. This is what we are all about.
 
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Well he did have the nads to come in even though he was warned to stay away. Gotta give him a smidge of credic for dat.
 
I wrote you a Seuss poem. Crybaby

I cry because I've been training for this for years! I put lots of blood sweat and tears in these post to be accepted into the Zone. I feel like I have let my family friends and most of all myself down.

Ok now for the real speech. I seriously accomplished what I came here for. It was way easier that I thought. You guys are so predictable! :peace2: Out
 
I was rejected :cray:

You were rejected, in part, because you are weak. We cannot allow someone to represent us throughout the rest of VN that may be a liability. We won't stand for it. Freak needs people that are willing to do the ugly work. Occasionally take one for the team. Keep the Football Forum in check with an ounce of common sense. You, sir, do not have what we're looking for. Allowing you to roam freely throughout this forum would be criminal on my part. Other guys may use terms like GTFO, STFU, or DIAF. I will kindly ask you to remove yourself because it's the right thing to do. And deep down, in places you don't talk about around mixed company, you know you can't handle this.

Good day, sir

Signed,
Ronaldo Vontavious D'Brickashaw Mexico
Senior Fellow, The Endzone
 
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I cry because I've been training for this for years! I put lots of blood sweat and tears in these post to be accepted into the Zone. I feel like I have let my family friends and most of all myself down.

Ok now for the real speech. I seriously accomplished what I came here for. It was way easier that I thought. You guys are so predictable! :peace2: Out

Beech speech
 
I cry because I've been training for this for years! I put lots of blood sweat and tears in these post to be accepted into the Zone. I feel like I have let my family friends and most of all myself down.

Ok now for the real speech. I seriously accomplished what I came here for. It was way easier that I thought. You guys are so predictable! :peace2: Out

A rebel?
 
You were rejected, in part, because you are weak. We cannot allow someone to represent us throughout the rest of VN that may be a liability. We won't stand for it. Freak needs people that are willing to do the ugly work. Occasionally take one for the team. Keep the Football Forum in check with an ounce of common sense. You, sir, do not have what we're looking for. Allowing you to roam freely throughout this forum would be criminal on my part. Other guys may use terms like GTFO, STFU, or DIAF. I will kindly ask you to remove yourself because it's the right thing to do. And deep down, in places you don't talk about around mixed company, you know you can't handle this.

Good day, sir

Signed,
Ronaldo Vontavious D'Brickashaw Mexico
Senior Fellow, The Endzone

Bravo, sir! Bravo.
 
You were rejected, in part, because you are weak. We cannot allow someone to represent us throughout the rest of VN that may be a liability. We won't stand for it. Freak needs people that are willing to do the ugly work. Occasionally take one for the team. Keep the Football Forum in check with an ounce of common sense. You, sir, do not have what we're looking for. Allowing you to roam freely throughout this forum would be criminal on my part. Other guys may use terms like GTFO, STFU, or DIAF. I will kindly ask you to remove yourself because it's the right thing to do. And deep down, in places you don't talk about around mixed company, you know you can't handle this.

Good day, sir

Signed,
Ronaldo Vontavious D'Brickashaw Mexico
Senior Fellow,and.... His pal Tick.. The Endzone
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