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[Spartacavolus]

wifes family. They chapped my ass last night. After I spent all day getting 2 yards done to perfection, I came home and cooked for about 10 people. A few of them made comments about the menu. I told them if they didnt like it, they could go the **** back home. I thought everybody like thick grilled pork chops. They are some weird ****ers anyway. The same people got up this morning and asked what time breakfast was gonna be served, I told them that I thought McDonalds opened at 6.

Ha. My mil went in my room a few years ago and told me when I got home that it would help if I hang up my pants instead of putting them on the chair.

 

[DD4ME]

Yeah you can only buy like one drink at a restaurant so you have to order a appetizer one place, entree at the next, and go some where else. Fawkin Mormons

I chose to not go to Salt Lake, problem solved. You guys make this too difficult on yourselves.

 

[DD4ME]

Lulz. Feel the same way about my wife

Thirded, my wife's entire family save her sister is whack a mole.

 

[DD4ME]

I'm on my front porch just now and a guys Volvo sputters out and he pulls half in my grass half in my driveway. Then his support car a truck pulls into my grass. He gets the volvo cranked again and they both launch of catching a wheel in my wet grass. A-holes.

 

[DD4ME]

He should have sowed a favor seed, IMO

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Thirded, my wife's entire family save her sister is whack a mole.

My wife's family doesn't speak 'Merican! Best thing ever after hearing stories about in laws.
#winning

 

[DD4ME]

My wife's family doesn't speak 'Merican! Best thing ever after hearing stories about in laws.
#winning

You had me at secy talk

 

[DD4ME]

Have your wife call me and just tell me what chores she's doing this week in Spanish. Thanks in advance.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Have your wife call me and just tell me what chores she's doing this week in Spanish. Thanks in advance.

Lulz. She is not a Mexican.

 

[DD4ME]

Oh - dissapoint

 

[Aavoxx]

Lulz. She is not a Mexican.

Eastern Europe, amirite?

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Eastern Europe, amirite?

Central . Czech. Hawt . End story

 

[Aavoxx]

Central . Czech. Hawt . End story

I was close.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Central . Czech. Hawt . End story

So you gotta Czech mate?

 

[mcompton]

So you gotta Czech mate?

What you did there, I saw it

 

[hmanvolfan]

What you did there, I saw it

 

[MY3*VOLS]

So you gotta Czech mate?

Yep. Game over!

 

[Hobock]

I was close.

You narrowed it down to a foreign white woman. Solid guess.

 

[Aavoxx]

You narrowed it down to a foreign white woman. Solid guess.

I shall let your ignorance of facts slide.

 

[Hobock]

I shall let your ignorance of facts slide.

Thank you. Would you like to guess which finger I'm holding up, Nostradumbassmus?

 

[Aavoxx]

Thank you. Would you like to guess which finger I'm holding up, Nostradumbassmus?

Good job. Keeping going.

 

[Hobock]

Good job. Keeping going.

I'll help you move to Utah.

 

[Aavoxx]

I'll help you move to Utah.

I'll help you legitimately move to Lagos. You'd fit in well in an African port.

 

[DD4ME]

3* thanks for your assistance in starting a afternoon battle between hobo and Voxx.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Just picked up 4 tickets to the Cincinatti Reds vs Giants game on the Fourth for $26.

Score!