Random Thoughts 30

[wildnkrazykat]

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Good choice

 

[Wickerhead]

What's going on?

Driving the wife's new car home today and a deer jumped off a bank and landed on the hood. Toe it up bad. I'm not feeling sorry for myself just down in the dumps. I've never hurt anyone in my life and am having trouble understanding things.

 

[rmsmith]

Good choice

a few were obviously neglected by their spouses as much as i am.lol

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Driving the wife's new car home today and a deer jumped off a bank and landed on the hood. Toe it up bad. I'm not feeling sorry for myself just down in the dumps. I've never hurt anyone in my life and am having trouble understanding things.

I know how you feel and hope things turn around

 

[wildnkrazykat]

To the patriots

 

[Aavoxx]

I JUST RENAMED MY FACKIN DAWTAH AFTAH TAWMMY TAYBOW

Good lord.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Awesome. Lulz

 

[VolFan32]

Crazy ex is in town. Wanting to hang out. She's bound to show up at my door if I keep ignoring her. Might be a good time to fake my death.

 

[blupotato]

So, people in the Nooga are upset that an artist who has a song named **** You said **** a lot on stage.

What did they expect when they invited Cee-Lo? The guy on the Voice is a tone down version of the rapper Cee-Lo.

They were also offended when a fat midget with t-rex arms made them wait for 45 minutes. I won't go down there, because I don't care about anything having to do with that festival. Cops, rednecks, old people, and closed roads cause me to avoid any and all of that nonsense.

 

[rmsmith]

Crazy ex is in town. Wanting to hang out. She's bound to show up at my door if I keep ignoring her. Might be a good time to fake my death.

nail it

 

[wildnkrazykat]

nail it to a cross and let it bleed out

.

 

[rmsmith]

.

kinda kinky but ok

 

[Wickerhead]

On another note, get well wishes go out to Grandma 32 and Mrs. Hobock.

 

[Aavoxx]

Crazy ex is in town. Wanting to hang out. She's bound to show up at my door if I keep ignoring her. Might be a good time to fake my death.

I can help you with this.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

kinda kinky but ok

Exes can torment ur soul

 

[VolFan32]

I can help you with this.

Which part? Lulz

 

[rmsmith]

Exes can torment ur soul

yeah i always just wonder what it'd be like if i stayed with em

 

[Aavoxx]

Which part? Lulz

Faking your death part. I want no part of crazy.

 

[VolFan32]

yeah i always just wonder what it'd be like if i stayed with em

They're ex's for a reason. It'd be bad.

 

[VolFan32]

Faking your death part. I want no part of crazy.

How exactly would you go about that? Ha

 

[rmsmith]

They're ex's for a reason. It'd be bad.

true

 

[Aavoxx]

How exactly would you go about that? Ha

There's a fee involved.

 

[VolFan32]

There's a fee involved.

Don't know about that

 

[Aavoxx]

It's gonna rain like a *****.

 

[VolFan32]

Tonight?