Random Thoughts 30

[Unknown Muppet]

Not nice when someone won't come along to let you in.

Is there no one you can call?

 

[bubbacurry1]

I have decided to make homemade ravioli for dinner. Also gonna throw some badass potatoes together. Hope all is well with everyone.

 

[DD4ME]

I found Jesus.

Ask him why he hates Ron.

 

[Aavoxx]

Is there no one you can call?

$50

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ask him why he hates Ron.

He flooded my neighborhood.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

$50

So, no one at the complex?

 

[Aavoxx]

So, no one at the complex?

On Sunday? No.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

On Sunday? No.

Knock on the upstairs neighbor's door and offer a bottle of your vodka in trade to get you in the gym.

 

[Aavoxx]

Victory. Teenage girls workout on Sunday afternoons.

 

[DD4ME]

Victory. Teenage girls workout on Sunday afternoons.

Creeper

 

[Aavoxx]

Creeper

My keys were in there.

 

[DD4ME]

My keys were in there.

Whoops

 

[VolFan32]

Dude just said he's gonna deepfry pizza.

Don't knock that till you tried it

 

[DD4ME]

My keys were in there.

SIAP sounds kinky

 

[Aavoxx]

SIAP sounds kinky

In about two years it might have been.

 

[VolFan32]

Just saw the epitome of a Bama fan. Lady was 8 months pregnant, smoking, wearing a bikini, nasty stretch marks, and beer in the other hand. Poor child.

 

[DD4ME]

Just saw the epitome of a Bama fan. Lady was 8 months pregnant, smoking, wearing a bikini, nasty stretch marks, and beer in the other hand. Poor child.

Prolly a stripper too

 

[VolFan32]

Prolly a stripper too

I threw a couple of quarters at her. She reached out for them like it's a regular occurrence.

 

[DD4ME]

I threw a couple of quarters at her. She reached out for them like it's a regular occurrence.

Secy

 

[bubbacurry1]

Jimmie Johnson just got ****ed. So did my fantasy league.

 

[Spartacavolus]

I enjoyed telling the lady at the gas station in bama gear that there were turds all over the bathroom floor on our road trip, and gave her a go vols on the way out of that nasty place.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Just saw the epitome of a Bama fan. Lady was 8 months pregnant, smoking, wearing a bikini, nasty stretch marks, and beer in the other hand. Poor child.

She's a tenured Professor in Tuscaloosa.

 

[VolFan32]

She's a tenured Professor in Tuscaloosa.

Would not be surprised

 

[DD4ME]

The downside to losing weight is when your wedding ring falls of @ who knows when but during a day when you've played several hours of baseball all over the backyard with your son. Errrr

 

[DD4ME]

NM mrs dd just found it in my BB glove - close call