Random Thoughts XXIX

[tri_vol]

What some of you younger guys don't know is that when women hit 40, they go bat**** crazy in some form or fashion.

Dreading this. Mine is already stubborn as hell.

 

[VIF]

Men pussy footing around women is what's wrong with the world

We were forced into that behavior when the government said we could no longer punch the beech in the mouth for being sassy.

Women trying to make us figure out what the **** is going on in their heads instead of just telling us is also what's wrong with the world.

Mental manipulation is their only weapon against our superior physical strength. That and being sexual camels.

What some of you younger guys don't know is that when women hit 40, they go bat**** crazy in some form or fashion.

And at 40 men start to prefer peace and quiet and a good bowel movement to a wild, loud drama filled afternoon of sex and arguments.:whistling:

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I need to get up n shower but my bed feels too good presently

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I know this is dumb but we had a family friend's son graduate from the citadel this year. Does that mean he's like a real soldier or whatever the proper term is or not?

 

[VIF]

I know this is dumb but we had a family friend's son graduate from the citadel this year. Does that mean he's like a real soldier or whatever the proper term is or not?

I think you are a college grad and not a soldier until you enlist in one of the armed forces. It's like ROTC until you enlist is my understanding.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I think you are a college grad and not a soldier until you enlist in one of the armed forces. It's like ROTC until you enlist is my understanding.

Ok. I wasn't sure. Thank you.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Ok. I wasn't sure. Thank you.

If you do enlist, you enlist as an officer though.

 

[VIF]

If you do enlist, you enlist as an officer though.

That's the huge bennie of being a cadet there.:good!:

 

[wildnkrazykat]

If you do enlist, you enlist as an officer though.

Thanks G

 

[GBO18]

Girls are petty? what?

 

[tri_vol]

Girls are petty? what?

You so used to dealing with guys, we know you surprised.

 

[UTGnome]

Not saying this is the case, but 9/11 jacked up a lot of things like that. I see it everyday.

Same here.

 

[UTGnome]

VIF,

You are needed in the Tampa thread in the Pub.

 

[mcompton]

Kids, I'm fixing to leave for Ft. Worth to watch the golf tourney at Colonial. I think it's on CBS...I'll be the one holding a beer. Have a fun and safe weekend.

 

[VIF]

My Tampa tour guide post is complete.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Men pussy footing around women is what's wrong with the world

:clap:

 

[tri_vol]

I want bbq but I'm not hungry.

 

[UTGnome]

I want bbq but I'm not hungry.

Eat some bbq, you will still not be hungry, problem solved.

 

[tri_vol]

Eat some bbq, you will still not be hungry, problem solved.

That was my plan.

 

[VIF]

Eat some bbq, you will still not be hungry, problem solved.

 

[tri_vol]

Now I'm really full.

 

[VIF]

softball

 

[tri_vol]

Troof

 

[VolFan32]

Damnit I need next Thursday to get here so I can be drinking cheap beer on the beach.

 

[UTGnome]

Damnit I need next Thursday to get here so I can be drinking cheap beer on the beach.

:finger3: