Random Thoughts XXIX

[BadJerry20]

Bring chasers.

Unless the chaser is beer, you're a poocee

 

[wildnkrazykat]

She was defibitely the Dom. Idk if he could even read Engrish

 

[Aavoxx]

Speaking, of I'm walking down to get a lemonade Vitamin Water Zero to see how it goes with tequila.

 

[BadJerry20]

Kats got a case of the funnies today.

Did she have him on a leash?

 

[Wickerhead]

New linens, shoes, pants, belt, shirt, hat socks and undies. Fresh haircut and shave, mani and pedi, straight out the tanning bed. I'm a sexy beech right now!

Sounds like you're ready for a taping of the Oprah Winfrey show.

 

[BadJerry20]

Sounds like you're ready for a taping of the Oprah Winfrey show.

I was hoping we could "come out" together.

 

[Wickerhead]

I was hoping we could "come out" together.

That would be allsome. We could carry two little puppies and a bottle of Jack Daniels.

 

[BadJerry20]

That would be allsome. We could carry two little puppies and a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Lulz You want the boa or cowboy hat?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Upon further review a party next week might be a good idea.

The decorative skull in the freezer gives your refrigerator a touch of elegance.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Kats got a case of the funnies today.

Did she have him on a leash?

Might as well have

 

[BadJerry20]

I see you over there so hypnotic, thinkin bout what I do to that body.
I get you like ohh baby baby ohh baby baby ohh baby baby ohh baby baby
Got no drink in my hand but I'm wasted, getting drunk off the thought of you naked.
I get you like ohh baby baby ohh baby baby ohh baby baby ohh baby baby

 

[Aavoxx]

The decorative skull in the freezer gives your refrigerator a touch of elegance.

It contains tequila.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I see you over there so hypnotic, thinkin bout what I do to that body.
I get you like ohh baby baby ohh baby baby ohh baby baby ohh baby baby
Got no drink in my hand but I'm wasted, getting drunk off the thought of you naked.
I get you like ohh baby baby ohh baby baby ohh baby baby ohh baby baby

Good song

 

[hmanvolfan]

It contains tequila.

Of course it does.

 

[Hobock]

Upon further review a party next week might be a good idea.

I don't recognize any of those bottles. Must be some fruity shiz. If so, the new neighbors will love it. You don't have a hair on your ass if you don't go over and offer them a drink.

Is your wing in a sling? Even you might be able to pull some pity pooty.

 

[BadJerry20]

Good song

Very sexy song

 

[Aavoxx]

I don't recognize any of those bottles. Must be some fruity shiz. If so, the new neighbors will love it. You don't have a hair on your ass if you don't go over and offer them a drink.

Is your wing in a sling? Even you might be able to pull some pity pooty.

You don't recognize the whiskey bottles at the bottom?

I should be wearing a sling, but **** common sense.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Very sexy song

It's ghey to say but it's prolly my favorite Zumba song lol

 

[hmanvolfan]

I've been having random words in posts that are blue with double lines under them. wtf is up with that.

 

[Hobock]

So true. But the Dixie Chicks suck despite their talent

Natalie Maines should accompany Rodman on his next trip to Pyongyang and never return.

 

[Aavoxx]

I've been having random words in posts that are blue with double lines under them. wtf is up with that.

Sounds like they're hot linked to ads.

 

[BadJerry20]

It's ghey to say but it's prolly my favorite Zumba song lol

Wtf is zumba exactly? My friends talk about Zumba class all the time.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Sounds like they're hot linked to ads.

Very weird. Just started happening today for the first time.

 

[Hobock]

I've been having random words in posts that are blue with double lines under them. wtf is up with that.

That's spell-check's way of saying "Did you really mean to type this word you old bastage?".

 

[hmanvolfan]

Like right now random thoughts at the top of the page title, curve crush where Kat quoted BJ and Sir Francis Bacon in BJ's post are all blue and double underlined.