The Gonzo Asks Meg Turney Out via Twitter Thread

[DD4ME]

You lost me.

Symba

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

On?

Any word from Meg. I think gonz sent a peen pic!

 

[BadJerry20]

Any word from Meg. I think gonz sent a peen pic!

Painted like Symba?

 

[BadJerry20]

If the peen pic doesn't work, tuck it and send a pic. She digs chicks right, then when you hang out you can explain that you have oversized cl*t.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Painted like Symba?

Chipmunk I think.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

If the peen pic doesn't work, tuck it and send a pic. She digs chicks right, then when you hang out you can explain that you have oversized cl*t.

Lulz!

 

[BadJerry20]

Chipmunk I think.

Alvin, Simon or Theodore?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Alvin, Simon or Theodore?

Half of Simon is all that would fit.

 

[xJesusx56]

If the peen pic doesn't work, tuck it and send a pic. She digs chicks right, then when you hang out you can explain that you have oversized cl*t.

Like a female hyena. Their cl*ts are so big scientists refer to them as a pseudopenis.


True story.

 

[BadJerry20]

Half of Simon is all that would fit.

Theodore ftw, women prefer girth.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Like a female hyena. Their cl*ts are so big scientists refer to them as a pseudopenis.


True story.

 

[BadJerry20]

Like a female hyena. Their cl*ts are so big scientists refer to them as a pseudopenis.


True story.

Hyenas are my favorite animal.

Big cl*ts are fine, flappy lips are groce though

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Theodore ftw, women prefer girth.

#Realtalk

 

[xJesusx56]

Hyenas are my favorite animal.

Big cl*ts are fine, flappy lips are groce though

No one likes dangly beef curtains.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Cue the not sure if roast beef or........pic!

 

[BadJerry20]

I have a buddy that does, he talks about it all the time. Fawking weird. I wanna tuck them up and staple them. He wants to chew on them like fatty Bacon.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I have a buddy that does, he talks about it all the time. Fawking weird. I wanna tuck them up and staple them. He wants to chew on them like fatty Bacon.

Groce!

 

[DD4ME]

Like a female hyena. Their cl*ts are so big scientists refer to them as a pseudopenis.


True story.

And knowing is half the battle

 

[rockytop114]

I have a buddy that does, he talks about it all the time. Fawking weird. I wanna tuck them up and staple them. He wants to chew on them like fatty Bacon.

bacon!!!!!!:drool:

 

[DD4ME]

I have a buddy that does, he talks about it all the time. Fawking weird. I wanna tuck them up and staple them. He wants to chew on them like fatty Bacon.

I supposed in a crisis situation you could wrap yourselves in them like a blanket.

 

[UTGnome]

I hope this isn't the real Meg.

 

[DD4ME]

I hope this isn't the real Meg.

Is that toe or foot?

 

[UTGnome]

Is that toe or foot?

Probably an anvil.

 

[DD4ME]

Probably an anvil.

*two

 

[rockytop114]

I hope this isn't the real Meg.

Trm would hit it