The Official Tex, Volga, and Voxx Nike Fuel Competition and Shizz Thread

[Thrasher865]

What did you all do to Voxx?

I was trying to steal a pass. Our feet got tangled. Voxx nearly died.

Was ballhog there again?

Nobody else showed but Jake.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I was trying to steal a pass. Our feet got tangled. Voxx nearly died.



Nobody else showed but Jake.

The scene was turrible! Voxx got Jack'd Up!

 

[Wickerhead]

The scene was turrible! Voxx got Jack'd Up!

Must have been turrible. He hasn't showed yet today.

 

[Aavoxx]

Well, it hurts like a *****, but it's not broken or fractured according to the x-rays.

 

[Thrasher865]

Can you still do the robot like you were doing at IHOP? Or does it still hurt?

 

[Aavoxx]

Can you still do the robot like you were doing at IHOP? Or does it still hurt?

No, that kind of hurts.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Aw! That was the closest you've come to dancing in public.

 

[Aavoxx]

Aw! That was the closest you've come to dancing in public.

You should have recorded it.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

You should have recorded it.

Damn it. This is a good idea.

3*, do you need a protege?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

.

 

[Aavoxx]

Nice.

 

[Aavoxx]

Does this shout bull**** to anyone but me?

Ion Bracelets & Negative Ion Bracelets by LifeStrength

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Haven't those been around for a few years now.

 

[Aavoxx]

I keep seeing them in Walgreens.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

That should be enough to let you know their validity as a workout aid.

 

[Aavoxx]

True enough.

 

[Thrasher865]

Does this shout bull**** to anyone but me?

Ion Bracelets & Negative Ion Bracelets by LifeStrength

Dude....

Dude...


Magic crystal bracelets? Just man up. No crystal power is going to help you.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I laffed.

 

[Aavoxx]

Dude....

Dude...


Magic crystal bracelets? Just man up. No crystal power is going to help you.

 

[Aavoxx]

 

[VolGirlinGA]

That should be enough to let you know their validity as a workout aid.

They would go perfectly with his shake weight IMO

 

[Thrasher865]

They would go perfectly with his shake weight IMO

Who's the new girl?

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Who's the new girl?

Not my fault I've been relaxing on a gorgeous beach.

 

[Thrasher865]

Jealous! I just got back from the beach a couple weeks ago and I'm ready to go back.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Jealous! I just got back from the beach a couple weeks ago and I'm ready to go back.

You call about tickets yet?