Random Thoughts XXIX

[BadJerry20]

U better or we r gonna be pissed at you. No pressure or anything...

I perform well under pressure. Writing and drawing helps.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Doubt they are going to say well at least she cleaned up before she killed herself.

No one ever notices a clean house

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I perform well under pressure. Writing and drawing helps.

I have started playing the piano again after more than 15 years

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I probably will never understand it then. I couldn't give two ****s about social norms.

U know what they say about understanding a woman

 

[BadJerry20]

I probably will never understand it then. I couldn't give two ****s about social norms.

Thats the way we/guys think, girls are wired differently. Girls want it to be poetically beautiful in a weird way, dudes just want it done.

 

[GBO18]

Don't try.

 

[Behr]

Glad I'm not the only gay.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

U know what they say about understanding a woman

Only ghey men can understand them.

 

[VolFan32]

Too much srs death shiz going on in here. Let's plan out the best convo starter that will get a bridesmaid at this wedding to go home with me.

 

[BadJerry20]

I have started playing the piano again after more than 15 years

It's always good to have something that soothes your mind. How long did you play before you stopped?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Too much srs death shiz going on in here. Let's plan out the best convo starter that will get a bridesmaid at this wedding to go home with me.

Whisper in her ear "Do you know why women clean up before they kill themselves?"

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Thanks Kat. My bad people, I've been drinking nonstop for 2 days. Didn't mean to make shizz weird. I only see any of my family twice a year, sometimes it bugs me. Carry on with madness.

Cheers . We need pics of hawt Kentucky wimmenz. The only good thing that state has besides horse races. TIA

 

[BadJerry20]

Too much srs death shiz going on in here. Let's plan out the best convo starter that will get a bridesmaid at this wedding to go home with me.

Plan one, get the fawk off VN and go to talk to her.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Too much srs death shiz going on in here. Let's plan out the best convo starter that will get a bridesmaid at this wedding to go home with me.

Pull out your weiner.

 

[VolFan32]

Plan one, get the fawk off VN and go to talk to her.

While gonzo's is tempting to try for some lulz, I like this plan.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

But just the tip. No more, no less.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Pull out your weiner.

Solid advice. Get the disappointment out of the way first.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Put it in the fruit salad and/or bean dip.

 

[BadJerry20]

Only ghey men can understand them.

I wrote a paragraph, then realized how ghey I would sound.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

That way she'll know you mean business.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I wrote a paragraph, then realized how ghey I would sound.

Thus proving my point.

 

[BadJerry20]

Cheers . We need pics of hawt Kentucky wimmenz. The only good thing that state has besides horse races. TIA

The problem is, though it's a good problem too have, when I'm drunk and talking to chicks the last thing I think about is posting on here.


You hear me pubes?

 

[BadJerry20]

Thus proving my point.

Eggsalad

 

[wildnkrazykat]

It's always good to have something that soothes your mind. How long did you play before you stopped?

Idk. Prolly 4 or 5 years. I can't remember, I was young. Maybe longer. I was starting to be pretty proficient, nothing special

 

[BadJerry20]

Idk. Prolly 4 or 5 years. I can't remember, I was young. Maybe longer. I was starting to be pretty proficient, nothing special

Thats cool. I tried to play when I was younger, the teacher said my fingers were perfect for playing, my ADHD was not.