Random Thoughts XXIX

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Just made reservations at the Marriott downtown for Aug. 31st. Wanted closer, but everything is already booked. Better than nothing.
 
I saw a man lick every finger on his hands, hesrd the fart ricochet off the seat, and watched him go up and grab every ladle for 2nd helpings with his freshly licked fatass fingers.
That was my last shoneys.

Local chain here called Country Cookin. the misses saw a guy wondering what types of dressing they had so he dips his finger in the bowl of dressing and tastes it.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong and I'm not trying to be an azz but I think the track length was shortened. It was a quarter mile which was 1320 ft and now is 1000 ft. This happened after Scott Kalitta's accident.

I wouldn't know for sure. Only drag racing I've ever heard about is 1/4 and 1/8 mile.
 
Local chain here called Country Cookin. the misses saw a guy wondering what types of dressing they had so he dips his finger in the bowl of dressing and tastes it.


You just can't do cheap buffets unless you want other people's fingertips in your mouth on every bite.
If I get stuck at one, I use a napkin to grab the ladle and people look at me like I offended them.
 
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash...........er Peyton Manning.

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