Random Thoughts XXIX

[rmsmith]

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

 

[rmsmith]

There are more men than women in mental hospitals...which just goes to show who's driving whom crazy.

 

[rmsmith]

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety

 

[rmsmith]

My friend falls, I laugh...My phone falls, I panic

 

[rmsmith]

I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare.

 

[rmsmith]

When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

 

[rmsmith]

If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?

 

[rmsmith]

When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English."

 

[rmsmith]

Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it.

 

[rmsmith]

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

 

[Wickerhead]

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

:lol:

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Smitty was tired or drunk

 

[rmsmith]

werkin... 40 minutes!

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I wish I wasn't awake

 

[rmsmith]

i wont be in about 2.5 hrs

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I won't be in about 10 minutes I hope

 

[Wickerhead]

I won't be in about 10 minutes I hope

I could go to sleep in about 2 minutes.

 

[rmsmith]

kat... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Wickerhead]

I wanted to be a doctor but,









I didn't have the patients.

 

[rmsmith]

I wanted to be a doctor but,









I didn't have the patients.

lol

 

[rmsmith]

g'night errybody

 

[wildnkrazykat]

No work for me, my voice is gone

 

[DD4ME]

kat... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Rm was on a roll. Quality 4am posting smith

 

[jhen713]

No work for me, my voice is gone

A woman doesn't need a voice to work.

 

[jhen713]

My dad got left out for Jacksonville yesterday. Truckers gonna truck.... Talked to him for the last 30 min ride to the DC.


God is good.