Ask Behr anything food related thread

[Volz4lif3]

What do u suggest?

 

[Volz4lif3]

Wait, were you being serious?

I think so

 

[Behr]

What do u suggest?

Crock pot, Dr. Pepper and season it with ground cool ranch Doritos. Garnish with kale.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Crock pot, Dr. Pepper and season it with ground cool ranch Doritos. Garnish with kale.

Boom! But Nacho Cheese Doritos. Ham and cheese.

 

[Behr]

Yes they are my cheese doritos.


I know, cheesy joke.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Well shyt ok

 

[GBO18]

Behr is such a deek.

 

[Behr]

And that's why you love me.

True Story.

 

[Behr]

Well shyt ok

Ham is not a favorite of mine.

A homemade Teriyaki sauce glazed ham is good tho.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Ham is not a favorite of mine.

A homemade Teriyaki sauce glazed ham is good tho.

Gonna really experiment with coke and brown suga, buddy of mine made a great ham last week he wouldn't tell me his ingredient but I'm thinkin it was coke.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

No shat!!! That is one thing I can't get right 8 out of 10 times. Pisses me off, big time.

Jenny is making lame jokes in the Bubba hunting thread!

 

[Behr]

I saw that.

 

[Behr]

She funny.

 

[bubbacurry1]

I made the mistake of eating at the Dixie Cafe because it was next door to my hotel. Big mistake.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Gonna really experiment with coke and brown suga, buddy of mine made a great ham last week he wouldn't tell me his ingredient but I'm thinkin it was coke.

Does your buddy have a vag? Sounds like a little beech. Does he like techno disco?

 

[hmanvolfan]

I made the mistake of eating at the Dixie Cafe because it was next door to my hotel. Big mistake.

What was wrong? My wife likes the dixie cafe in Bartlett.

 

[Slydell]

Cola products should be used for the purpose they are good for. Removing paint.

 

[Behr]

Cola products should be used for the purpose they are good for. Removing paint.

Ain't that the fawking truth.

I just don't get it.

"Man, this ham, steak, chicken, venison, duck...wtf ever, marinade is missing something." AHHH, COKE!

 

[Unknown Muppet]

ain't that the fawking truth.

I just don't get it.

"man, this ham, steak, chicken, venison, duck...wtf ever, marinade is missing something." ahhh, dr. Pepper!

fify

 

[Slydell]

Ain't that the fawking truth.

I just don't get it.

"Man, this ham, steak, chicken, venison, duck...wtf ever, marinade is missing something." AHHH, COKE!

I could see where a cola product might actually tenderize a bit, but it can't add anything except sugar, HFCS or whatever fake/unhealthy sweetener included. My thinking on steak is that if you have to use something on it prior to cooking (for tenderizing) or afterwards for taste, you might want to look at your meat selection.

 

[Slydell]

I'm thinking about a slow cooker ham for tomorrow. Any suggestions?

 

[bubbacurry1]

I have never used a soda to marinate anything. I have, however, cooked some brats in beer before. Once.

 

[Slydell]

I have never used a soda to marinate anything. I have, however, cooked some brats in beer before. Once.

I've done that with brats and hot dogs, too.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Beer brats and kielbasa on da grill is awesome.

 

[Behr]

I could see where a cola product might actually tenderize a bit, but it can't add anything except sugar, HFCS or whatever fake/unhealthy sweetener included. My thinking on steak is that if you have to use something on it prior to cooking (for tenderizing) or afterwards for taste, you might want to look at your meat selection.

That's my point. So many better options. Want sugar? Use honey, molasses or...sugar. Want the acidity? Use a tomato. GTFO with coke, Dr.Pepper or any soda.

And I'm not a "snob" or uppity.

I have never used a soda to marinate anything. I have, however, cooked some brats in beer before. Once.

It has alcohol in it. I use red wine in my red sauce and white wine in my clam sauce. Jack Daniels in my BBQ sauce........

That's okay.

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