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#6,854
#6,854
Thrash, can you stand out in left field and pretend you're playing when you're really not?
 
#6,855
#6,855
Aavoxx said:
Thrash, can you stand out in left field and pretend you're playing when you're really not?
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I thought you could text after 3...

No, probably not. I would not be able to throw the ball back in if it were kicked out to me. Also, wouldn't I have to "bat"/kick? That and the baserunning are my biggest concern.
 
#6,856
#6,856
Or I can bunt every time I'm up to bat and just leisurely jog to first and let them throw me out. We would be sacrificing an at bat every time I was up.

I could field, but you'd have to tell center field to come over every time and get ready to be a cut-off man, cuz I'm not throwing the ball more than 10 feet.
 
#6,857
#6,857
I can text after 5:30. Let me try something else before we resort to this.

I'd feel like a total douche if you hurt yourself.
 
#6,859
#6,859
I'm not usually one to obey the doctor's orders, but I can't afford another surgery if I mess something up lol.
 
#6,860
#6,860
We may have to resort to this because half the team is made of douches. I'll put the fast chick in the field next to you and tell her just to cut anything off. I'll also play deep at 3rd.

Just jog the bases. You should never see a ball.
 
#6,864
#6,864
You should never see a ball.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like a normal date night for Thrash's girl.


Srs, get better Thrasher, sounds like you know your limits right now and don't push it.
 
#6,867
#6,867
I got hurt trying to lift a burning space shuttle off a school bus of crying children and kittens.

Once we got the kids out, I dropped the shuttle back on the kittens and rolled it into a ravine.
 
#6,870
#6,870
we need camera phone video of each of you batting/kicking and running to first and we will create a zone kickball recruiting thread dedicated to our opinion and who we would draft.

And this isn't a request. It's pretty much an order of some sort.
 
#6,871
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Spartacavolus said:
we need camera phone video of each of you batting/kicking and running to first and we will create a zone kickball recruiting thread dedicated to our opinion and who we would draft.

And this isn't a request. It's pretty much an order of some sort.
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You know what you can do with your order. I don't need to describe it.
 
#6,873
#6,873
I probably won't be drafted except as a speculative prospect. My injury history has caused some draft analysts to label me as "made of glass."
 
#6,874
#6,874
This seems like far too much work and I have a feeling who this would fall on so the answer is....

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