Its nine o'clock on a Saturday.....

[TXA&M07]

____________________________________

 

[Thrasher865]

The regular crowd shuffles in?

 

[TXA&M07]

theres an old man sitting next to me.....

 

[VIF]

with his wiener in a glass of gin?

 

[TXA&M07]

Stay on point dammit!

 

[VIF]

making love to his tonic and gin. (better?)

 

[TXA&M07]

much better.

Next....

 

[VIF]

He says, Son, can you play me a memory

 

[TXA&M07]

I'm not really sure how it goes

 

[YankeeVol]

I like turtles

 

[VIF]

But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete

 

[UTGnome]

when I wore a younger man's clothes

 

[TXA&M07]

when I wore a younger man's clothes

 

[YankeeVol]

Beans are good

 

[VIF]

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

 

[TXA&M07]

La la, di di da da

La la di da da da dum....

 

[YankeeVol]

So I pooped green today

 

[VIF]

Sing us a song, you're the piano man

 

[TXA&M07]

sing us a song tonight

 

[VIF]

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody

 

[YankeeVol]

So this one time at band camp....

 

[Unknown Muppet]

This song makes me so glad the 70s were before my time...

 

[VIF]

And you've got us feelin' alright

 

[Behr]

This song makes me so glad the 70s were before my time...

:crazy:

 

[YankeeVol]

I think I sharted