Random Thoughts XXVIII

[VolFan32]

Last of the Mohicans, IMO.

1a and 1b.

 

[Hobock]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_hFTR6qyEo[/youtube]


This.

 

[VolFan32]

The people in the apt below me really need to stop having sex so I can go to bed.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

The people in the apt below me really need to stop having sex so I can go to bed.

Find a megaphone and start providing a play by play if their sexy time through the floor.

 

[VolFan32]

Find a megaphone and start providing a play by play if their sexy time through the floor.

Wise investment. This has been going on since the weekend.

 

[Aavoxx]

The people in the apt below me really need to stop having sex so I can go to bed.

My sexy time neighbors moved out.

 

[VolFan32]

My sexy time neighbors moved out.

Lucky.

 

[Aavoxx]

Lucky.

Never saw her. I was a little pissed that doucher was getting laid when I wasn't tho. Ohio State fan too.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Reminds me of a UT dorm story. While living in Morrill and sitting in the 8th floor lobby, several of us had the honor of hearing a guy bang his girl. She was, as they say, a moaner. This goes on for probably 15-20 mins solid. Next thing....silence. Then dude comes out to catch the elevator while buttoning up his pants and comments: "I hate when I'm in the middle of sex and get paged for pick up duty for one of my frat brothers.". Our immediate response was "middle?"

 

[GBO18]

tl;dr

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Find a megaphone and start providing a play by play if their sexy time through the floor.

That would be some funny shiz! Lulz

 

[95 Vol Alum]

tl;dr

Should've. It was the story of your conception.

 

[GBO18]

yousonabeech

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

tl;dr

^minute man^

 

[blupotato]

It would be great if Bob Costas would stfu.

 

[Hobock]

It would be great if Bob Costas would stfu.

Bob loves him some Bob. Bob sees Bob in the same light as Mays, Mantle, Ruth, Musial, and Kofax.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Hey, there's newt!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Hey, there's newt!

The chick saying, "not in the butt"?

 

[Hobock]

"It's not that BAAAAD." Can't be Dr. Gnute Strangelove. He's only down with triple penetration or GTFO.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

The chick saying, "not in the butt"?

The dood doing the "air" double fisted BJ's!

 

[xJesusx56]

Doing a speech over physician assisted suicide and it's making me wish for death. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when you need him?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Euthanasia.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Justified is a badass show!

 

[xJesusx56]

Yeah, it's combining physician assisted suicide and euthanasia. It's no fun.