Weird Dreams Thread

#202
#202
This mornings included: visiting my old job n being told to label files, going to pick up mail on a bicycle at a national guard armory place that ended up being a prison Riding my best friend on the handlebars trying to find the post office place. We made it to the exit n had to try to decide how we were gonna load a big flat screen tv and its stand into a twin size mattress n drive it outta there
 
#204
#204
I have a crush on lucy lawless. Even bigger one when i picture her as Xena. I had a dream years ago that i threw a party and invited her to it. Her lesbo blonde side kick came as well. Xena and I kissed and it was going great. Someone called my name so i had to check on something within the party.After i checked in, i could not find xena. I went upstairs and found her making out with Kevin Sorbo. And not just Kevin Sorbo.....but Kevin as Hercules. I got mad threw him out of my second story window and the family dog while growing up named Bo, a cocker spaniel, ate him. True story.
 
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#205
#205
Was in a giant auditorium where everyone was throwing a beach ball at each other as hard as they could. met this girl and started talking to her. the girl left. tried to throw the beach ball but kept failing miserably. the girl came back. we left and outside was thousands of criminals waiting to attack us. escaped from all but two. ran through the city eventually climbing a tower. at the top I punched one in the face and then we jumped in a portal to escape the other one.
 
#206
#206
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#207
#207
knocked the snot out of the hubs last night, woke up swinging and kicking for all I was worth last night fighting in my dream to get to my 2 yr old to keep him from falling off the back of the couch
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#208
#208
farmersdaughter said:
knocked the snot out of the hubs last night, woke up swinging and kicking for all I was worth last night fighting in my dream to get to my 2 yr old to keep him from falling off the back of the couch
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I'm sure he deserved it for something he's done
 
#210
#210
I've taught myself to lucid dream. It's pretty cool. You can fly around and stuff.
 
#212
#212
I dreamed last night that I was working for an interior decorator. Must have been hanging wall paper because I woke up with a handful of paste.
 
#215
#215
I just got into the biggest fight ever with my wife. At the end she told me she is pregnant. I'm dumbfounded. I have wanted a kid forever. Am I dreaming?
 
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