Drunk Dialing

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VOLatile

VOLatile

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Have you ever gotten drunk and called someone? Could be an ex, a crush, or just a friend. I've never done it, but I've been known to excessively Tweet and update Facebook statuses.

I was just drunk dialed for the first time by this cute little Mexican number that I've been friends with for years. This is like her second time ever being drunk and she tweeted about it so I decided I'd screw with her and have some fun. Well I asked her if there were any redheads at the party. She decided she needed to call me to tell me there werenot. Sounded like she was falling over. Anyways, she told me she had two beers and two shots... and that she loves me and she wanted to s my d. Holy awkward Batman...
 
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VOLatile said:
Have you ever gotten drunk and called someone? Could be an ex, a crush, or just a friend. I've never done it, but I've been known to excessively Tweet and update Facebook statuses.

I was just drunk dialed for the first time by this cute little Mexican number that I've been friends with for years. This is like her second time ever being drunk and she tweeted about it so I decided I'd screw with her and have some fun. Well I asked her if there were any redheads at the party. She decided she needed to call me to tell me there werenot. Sounded like she was falling over. Anyways, she told me she had two beers and two shots... and that she loves me and she wanted to s my d. Holy awkward Batman...
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Get up from computer. Leave home. Lock door. Get in car. Get there. NOW.

Vamanous!
 
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MyBloodRunnethOrange said:
And you're posting about it on VN instead of going straight over there?
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Yeah, because she'd be passed out in the corner by the time I found a car and drove the 2 hours to where she is. You bet your sweet ass that I'll be getting her drunk at my place soon, though.
 
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I once called an ex and screamed, " I'm a stardog baby!"
This was in the 90's. Extra points if you can identify the reference.
 
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VOLatile said:
Yeah, because she'd be passed out in the corner by the time I found a car and drove the 2 hours to where she is. You bet your sweet ass that I'll be getting her drunk at my place soon, though.
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You missed your chance. I'm sure there was some dude there that has his own car. Sigh
 
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Doyle Hargraves said:
I once called an ex and screamed, " I'm a stardog baby!"
This was in the 90's. Extra points if you can identify the reference.
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Nothing beats your drunken rant at your sorry band, in which you tossed a beer bottle through a window, shattering it.
 
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VOLatile said:
Yeah, because she'd be passed out in the corner by the time I found a car and drove the 2 hours to where she is. You bet your sweet ass that I'll be getting her drunk at my place soon, though.
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Sounds like date rape...
 
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just a little tip..when you drunk dial, after bar time, and get no answer..
don't just go show up your booty call's apartment either, you may not like who answers the door...
 
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Thanks pj.


Op should not be posting but pounding.

A good thread would be.

Drunk posting.
pocket calling.

IF a girl calls me wanting some i am on my way I would not be on here telling you all about it.. after all its my duty to please that booty.
 
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rockytop114 said:
Thanks pj.


Op should not be posting but pounding.

A good thread would be.

Drunk posting.
pocket calling.

IF a girl calls me wanting some i am on my way I would not be on here telling you all about it.. after all its my duty to please that booty.
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He's a poet didn't know it. 114 must be hammered today.
 
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So it was you that I called? Sorry, man I took a girls phone last night and called some peeps.
 
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