If I Had a Million Dollars....

[BadJerry20]

I'd buy a midget, and have it answer the door every time someone came over. He would greet them by singing and dancing.....I always wanted me a midget

 

[Johnny_Majors]

I'd buy a midget, and have it answer the door every time someone came over. He would greet them by singing and dancing.....I always wanted me a midget

i hope you are drunk

 

[Unknown Muppet]

i hope you are drunk

Why? Who wouldn't want a midget employee.

You don't believe in equal rights?

 

[bubbacurry1]

i hope you are drunk

so why havent you told us you were a midget?

 

[BadJerry20]

i hope you are drunk

Don't worry I won't buy you, I don't want an LD midget

 

[Escape Goat]

I'd buy gob a friend.

I would buy a great LMSC, and race at Nashville fairgrounds.


Give my parents $50 k


Invest the rest.

Never work another day.....

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I would buy a great LMSC, and race at Nashville fairgrounds.


Give my parents $50 k


Invest the rest.

Never work another day.....

Sup Goat?!?!?!
The darkness?
Embrace it!!!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I'd buy Ron a fat girl and some wheat flour.

I'm gluten free, so the wheat flour won't work.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

If I had a million dollars I would spend most of it on baseball tickets, bubble gum, Diet Coke, and cigarettes. I'd probably just waste the rest of it.

 

[rockytop114]

diet coke is furr wussys

 

[Hobock]

I'd buy the Zone a pulse....DEAD!

 

[Thrasher865]

Everybody is at church.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Or sick on the couch.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Or humping the couch.

Fyp

 

[VolGirlinGA]

I'd buy 114 and JM an IQ.

It's only one million. Can't do both.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Or sick on the couch.

Or doing homework

 

[Hobock]

I'd buy kat tix to the SEC tourney and make her sit with her own kind.

 

[Behr]

I'd buy an Emu farm and make Danica learn how to ride one naked while all of VN watched. Except Bubba.

 

[vol_in_ar]

would ricky be following along picking up the Emu poop

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Has anyone said, "two chicks at the same time" yet?

 

[VolFan32]

Has anyone said, "two chicks at the same time" yet?

No, wtf. Need to get our priorities straight here.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Has anyone said, "two chicks at the same time" yet?

You could do that now.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Two chicks at the same time.

 

[theFallGuy]

I'd buy TFG 2 hours at the hair salon.

wtfuuuuuuuu

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Two chicks at the same time.

And before anyone says, "Not all chicks are into guys with money", I contend that any woman that would double up on a dude like me is into money.