If I Had a Million Dollars....

[Unknown Muppet]

I'd buy you some art

Like a Pucasso or a Garfunkel

 

[Orangeslice13]

I'd teach bubba how to set a password for his adult PPV movie channels.

How much does that cost?

 

[rockytop114]

I'd buy the carnival 114 works for.

And free me!

 

[Unknown Muppet]

And free me!

#freetheemu

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I'd buy TFG 2 hours at the hair salon.

 

[blupotato]

I'd buy TFG 2 hours at the hair salon.

oh, how he wants to feel like everyone else.

 

[Thrasher865]

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner.

But we would eat Kraft dinner. We would eat lots of Kraft dinner.

 

[Thrasher865]

Thanks for the inspiration, 95. This is going to be my karaoke song next time I go to karaoke.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner.

But we would eat Kraft dinner. We would eat lots of Kraft dinner.

With lots of fancy ketchups

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I'd buy slice a Redwood and plant it next to his house.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Thanks for the inspiration, 95. This is going to be my karaoke song next time I go to karaoke.

You're welcome.


Great song, IMO.

 

[Hobock]

How much does that cost?

Depends on how long it takes him to complete the adult literacy classes that I'll have to enroll him in.

 

[rockytop114]

I want to be a millionaire so freaking bad..

 

[Orangeslice13]

I'd buy slice a Redwood and plant it next to his house.

Wtf?
I'd be too old to cut it down by the time it got big enough.


Could you buy me a new house with a full grown red wood instead?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I want to be a millionaire so freaking bad..

Buy all the things I never had...

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'd buy 114 and JM an IQ.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I'd buy Trasher a karaoke bar filled with drunk Japanese men.

 

[Souce]

I'd invest it appropriately.

 

[Aavoxx]

I can't say what I would buy for legal reasons.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I can't say what I would buy for legal reasons.

Hookers and Blow??

 

[blupotato]

I can't say what I would buy for legal reasons.

It's alright if you want to purchase a sex change. You don't need to be ashamed.

 

[rockytop114]

I would buy a life time access to dollywood

 

[Aavoxx]

Hookers and Blow??

Negative.

It's alright if you want to purchase a sex change. You don't need to be ashamed.

The ****.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Afraid they can prove it's premeditated?

 

[Aavoxx]

Afraid they can prove it's premeditated?

:whistling: