The Official Tex, Volga, and Voxx Nike Fuel Competition and Shizz Thread

[Unknown Muppet]

You can beat people with canes.

I was going to get one with flames to beat people with like House.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I am not discussing this lift in this forum.

Sorry gais.

What forum will you discuss it in? I don't get it.

 

[Aavoxx]

What forum will you discuss it in? I don't get it.

One not full of perverted dudes, would be my guess.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Not ruling em out but I get a good pump off the leg press. 1100# on it. #realtalk

Bad thing about those are you don't work out your stabilizer muscles as good.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

One not full of perverted dudes, would be my guess.

So, not on VolNation?

 

[Aavoxx]

So, not on VolNation?

Ding. Ding. Ding.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Bad thing about those are you don't work out your stabilizer muscles as good.

Yep. I do those plus a bunch of isolators on leg day. No squats though!

 

[VolGirlinGA]

I was going to get one with flames to beat people with like House.

When I get old I'm getting a cane just to smack ppl with whether I need it or not.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Yep. I do those plus a bunch of isolators on leg day. No squats though!

Single leg deadlift will bring in stabilizers.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

One not full of perverted dudes, would be my guess.

I didn't think of it that way. Guess I'm not a very good perv. Lulz

 

[Aavoxx]

When I get old I'm getting a cane just to smack ppl with whether I need it or not.

Mine is gonna have a sword.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Single leg deadlift will bring in stabilizers.

Nice. Hadn't thought of that. Will get added.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

I didn't think of it that way. Guess I'm not a very good perv. Lulz

Yes. You fail.

But I had to explain the snatch joke to Voxx too. He's not a cross fitter though. I expected more from you Tex.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Mine is gonna have a sword.

A flask ftw!

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Yep. I do those plus a bunch of isolators on leg day. No squats though!

squats are the single best workout you can do...period.

 

[Aavoxx]

A flask ftw!

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Mine is gonna have a sword.

I'm also going to get an old LTD and push ppl off the road for:

A) driving slow in the left lane
B) not using a blinker
C) having neon lights anywhere on their car
D) Pulling too far past the line at a stop light/sign

 

[VolGirlinGA]

squats are the single best workout you can do...period.

Not with a ****ty knee. Lulz

 

[Aavoxx]

I'm also going to get an old LTD and push ppl off the road for:

A) driving slow in the left lane
B) not using a blinker
C) having neon lights anywhere on their car
D) Pulling too far past the line at a stop light/sign

How far is to far on item D? I'm good on the other list items.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I'm also going to get an old LTD and push ppl off the road for:

A) driving slow in the left lane
B) not using a blinker
C) having neon lights anywhere on their car
D) Pulling too far past the line at a stop light/sign

Can you add not using the turning lane to slow down and doing it in the road.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

How far is to far on item D? I'm good on the other list items.

If I can't turn bc of you, too ****ing far man.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Not with a ****ty knee. Lulz

^this

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Can you add not using the turning lane to slow down and doing it in the road.

YES!

My list is much longer IRL. Didn't want tl:dr posts. Lol

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Yes. You fail.

But I had to explain the snatch joke to Voxx too. He's not a cross fitter though. I expected more from you Tex.

*BadTex

 

[Aavoxx]

Can you add not using the turning lane to slow down and doing it in the road.

This.

If I can't turn bc of you, too ****ing far man.

I'm good.