The Official Tex, Volga, and Voxx Nike Fuel Competition and Shizz Thread

[Aavoxx]

I couldn't get into my run today. Disappointed.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Strap on ordered.

 

[Aavoxx]

Strap on ordered.

Which one?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Which one?

Pink one, IMO, jmo, IMHO.

 

[Aavoxx]

Pink one, IMO, jmo, IMHO.

Volga is upset they don't make a pink one.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Black Ice. But I'm telling you right now I just got it to keep track of sex and 12 ounce curls.

 

[Aavoxx]

Black Ice. But I'm telling you right now I just got it to keep track of sex and 12 ounce curls.

I predict 1000 fuel point days....the days you manage to score anyway.

 

[Aavoxx]

Stocked up for my diet. I'm going to starve to death.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

What the hell is this shizz?

 

[Aavoxx]

What the hell is this shizz?

Fitness wars.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Fitness wars.

Uhhh...who is judging this fitness war? I'll tell ya what...I'll judge volga and study her progress carefully and throughly and jdog can judge errbody else.

 

[GBO18]

Heard JDog likes men.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Heard JDog likes men.

.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Fitness wars.

Fight to the death. Gladiator style

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

My money's on Volga...none of you dudes could choke a beech out. She'll flash some boobies and it's over.

 

[Aavoxx]

My money's on Volga...none of you dudes could choke a beech out. She'll flash some boobies and it's over.

Volga will probably win.

 

[Aavoxx]

Also, before JDog shows up, he can GTFO.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Also, before JDog shows up, he can GTFO.

Lulz

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Also, before JDog shows up, he can GTFO.

I thought you guys were homies? You know..ride and die tight.

 

[Aavoxx]

I thought you guys were homies? You know..ride and die tight.

Not so much. He keeps threatening to show up at the tailgate, like we're gonna fight middle school style.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Stocked up for my diet. I'm going to starve to death.

Who complains about a diet that includes bacon?

 

[tri_vol]

Tex is gonna go from no sex to sex with Fuel band to win this contest.

 

[Aavoxx]

Who complains about a diet that includes bacon?

Me. I need to go to Sam's and buy bacon.

 

[Aavoxx]

Tex is gonna go from no sex to sex with Fuel band to win this contest.

Another disadvantage I have.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Not so much. He keeps threatening to show up at the tailgate, like we're gonna fight middle school style.

Que tha birds..