The Ask Doyle Anything Squatchy Thread

#3
#3
Is the squatch in those jacks link commercials just retarded or what? Does he not know how to hide as well as the others or is he just trained for an acting role?
 
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#4
How can there be so many squatch experts on TV reality shows when they've never found a live squatch?
 
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BonesVol said:
Is the squatch in those jacks link commercials just retarded or what? Does he not know how to hide as well as the others or is he just trained for an acting role?
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This Squatch is a paid actor. There has been an outcry in the Squatch community over him selling out and degrading the proud Squatch race.
 
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volfan6782 said:
How can there be so many squatch experts on TV reality shows when they've never found a live squatch?
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I find this question to be one of the most perplexing of all. To the blind skeptic, your question would seem valid. However, there are numerous videos and pictures that give proof positive of the noble Squatches existence. I'm sure you will feel quite foolish with the proof I will offer. Below is proof of Bobo's parents. His mother is full blooded Squatch. So, in essence if you have ever seen Finding Bigfoot, you have witnessed proof of their existence.
 

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#13
Doyle,

When you fap to the squatch, do you place some hair in your palm to give a more realistic sensation?
 
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UTGnome said:
Doyle,

When is the best time to look for squatch? After last call?
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Good question.
I have found that my best results have come after having a substantial amount of alchol in my system. There seems to be something about alcohol that attracts Squatches.
 
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JDogInDaHouse said:
Dont get butthurt. Im trying to help you. I think squach is taking over your life. Just say NO.
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I know not of this butthurt you speak of.
As far as Squatching is concerned, I am not obsessed. I am privy to a plethora of vast knowledge on this topic and it is my civic duty to share this information. So, feel free to ask any questions on the subject or go back to trying to figure out what songs AC/DC are responsible for.
 
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Doyle Hargraves said:
So, feel free to ask any questions on the subject or go back to trying to figure out what songs AC/DC are responsible for.
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What is this AC/DC you speak of? Been lurking I see. Now I know who gave TRM a "like" for that post. [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfsvS4v8ZL8[/YOUTUBE]
 
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