The Official Zone Night Shift Thread

[theFallGuy]

Prove it. Shower me.

wtf

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Prove it. Shower me with your likes.

Attention whore is Slice's schtick.

I liked it anyway though...

 

[Unknown Muppet]

wtf

I don't do golden showers, Sam.

 

[SamRebel35]

Attention whore is Slice's schtick.

I liked it anyway though...

Attention is not what I crave. I'm all about boosting my like stats.

 

[SamRebel35]

I don't do golden showers, Sam.

If your showers are golden, you need to hydrate.

 

[volfan6782]

Prove it. Shower me with your likes.

Something tells me you've used that phrase before but you weren't referring to likes.

 

[Weezer]

If your showers are golden, you need to hydrate.

Screw hydration, drink more beer.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Anyone who refers to pet owners as pet parents should be flogged

 

[hmanvolfan]

now now, this thread is for sexual....errr....spiritual healing. leave the hate in the rtt ( I skipped past all the crap in the middle, hman may allow hate now )
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I need some sexual healing...:huggy:

 

[Orangeslice13]

Twice

 

[hmanvolfan]

Anyone who refers to pet owners as pet parents should be flogged

With a wet dead ferret....

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Anyone who refers to pet owners as pet parents should be flogged

I totally agree. F those people!

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Well...I didn't get shot today...that's a plus.

 

[volfan6782]

Anyone who refers to pet owners as pet parents should be flogged

As an owner of such a pet ill second that motion.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Well...I didn't get shot today...that's a plus.

The day ain't over.
Wazup Uly.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Why would someone shoot you?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

As an owner of such a pet ill second that motion.

People who dress their pets are usually one and the same. Ugh......wears me out!

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Just reading through the mall cop's meltdown now. I am truly suprised dude stuck around as long as he did.

Armed guard, not a mall cop. if you want to know the difference, come to where I am assigned and start some s**t.

 

[volfan6782]

People who dress their pets are usually one and the same. Ugh......wears me out!

My brother in laws Yorkie has polo shirts and pj's that his girlfriend bought it. I mock him for it relentlessly.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

The day ain't over.
Wazup Uly.

Nerves are bad right now. I'll be fine in a little while. how youze doin.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

My brother in laws Yorkie has polo shirts and pj's that his girlfriend bought it. I mock him for it relentlessly.

A single guy with a yorkie? That's enough info right there. Lulz

 

[hmanvolfan]

Armed guard, not a mall cop. if you want to know the difference, come to where I am assigned and start some s**t.

My daughter was an armed guard working at a liquor store when one of our fine elected officials wife was leaving drunk and gave her some sheet. She put her down on the ground and cuffed her up and called the cops. Didn't turn out well for her. Lulz.. lol:

 

[Orangeslice13]

Nerves are bad right now. I'll be fine in a little while. how youze doin.

Supplier issues have me stressed. Cannot seem to close out a project.


Can I borrow your gun?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Nerves are bad right now. I'll be fine in a little while. how youze doin.

Bones has the hookup on the xanax.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

My daughter was an armed guard working at a liquor store when one of our fine elected officials wife was leaving drunk and gave her some sheet. She put her down on the ground and cuffed her up and called the cops. Didn't turn out well for her. Lulz.. lol:

I don't know what's worse, dealin with certified lunatics, or drunks. I think drunks are easier because they are more predictable. I like good boring days where nothing happens.