Voxx needs our help

[BadJerry20]

It has been brought to my attention that Voxx needs help smashing the ladies. Only real advise that will help zoners, this is a serious issue!

 

[Aavoxx]

dammit.

 

[VolFan32]

You're in Knox, right? Corner of Jackson and Magnolia across from the Greyhound station.

 

[BadJerry20]

To help everyone out. He likes long walks in the rain, bike rides for 2, puppies, and cuddles with a body pillow. He hates spiders, snow storms, and peeing the bed. He falls for beeches and needs to break this trend.

 

[BadJerry20]

You're in Knox, right? Corner of Jackson and Magnolia across from the Greyhound station.

Pubes knows this area well. Dead hookers are a welcome start to build your confidence moving forward.

 

[VolFan32]

Prob get a discount given it's NYE. Night want to get there early though. Sloppy seconds are a guarantee if you show up late.

 

[BadJerry20]

Deaf hookers don't cost money, hence the appeal.

 

[Crew]

Xanax.

 

[Hobock]

Night shift Wal-Mart cashiers are a solid option for a slump-buster, IMO.

 

[Crew]

Night shift Wal-Mart cashiers are a solid option for a slump-buster, IMO.

Don't even have to leave the parking lot.

 

[BadJerry20]

Girls with low self-esteem and daddy issues is always a viable option. Plus those chicks are freaks.

 

[Aavoxx]

I love you guys.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Night shift Wal-Mart cashiers are a solid option for a slump-buster, IMO.

4am shopping at Walmart = Strippers after work. Boom!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Girls with low self-esteem and daddy issues is always a viable option. Plus those chicks are freaks.

Easy to pick up, but hard to get rid of, IMO.

 

[farmersdaughter]

voxx is a good looking guy, gots some sweet facial hair. but im a horndog right now, so what do i know
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[Aavoxx]

voxx is a good looking guy, gots some sweet facial hair. but im a horndog right now, so what do i know
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I knew I liked you, FD.

 

[farmersdaughter]

I knew I liked you, FD.

youre a good man, and have excellent tastes in trucks. knoxville chicks must have srs issues not to chain you up somewhere
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[BadJerry20]

Easy to pick up, but hard to get rid of, IMO.

True, but so is he so it might work.

 

[BadJerry20]

I love you guys.

Not for nothing, this is my first zone thread since a thread I won't name. Shows how passionate I am about this process.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Voxx....Fat girls....more tushy for the pushy!

 

[Aavoxx]

Voxx....Fat girls....more tushy for the pushy!

Not just no, but hell no.

 

[BadJerry20]

Voxx....Fat girls....more tushy for the pushy!

Bad advise, IMO

 

[BadJerry20]

Probably will hear it for this statement. But dance, girls equate dancing with sex. That is a fact.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Not just no, but hell no.

Ok, option 2....alcohol...helping ugly people get laid since 1835.

 

[Aavoxx]

Probably will hear it for this statement. But dance, girls equate dancing with sex. That is a fact.

Not with the dancing again.

Ok, option 2....alcohol...helping ugly people get laid since 1835.

1835? Please.