Reasons Hobock Should Be Allowed To Attend The 2013 UGA Tailgate

[Hobock]

Why should I be allowed to attend the 2013 UGA Zonetard tailgate? Help me convince my wife that I should be allowed to socialize with a gaggle of Zonetards.

*Warning* Mrs. Hobock will most definitely read this thread.

 

[VolFan32]

You'll get the best examples of social etiquette you'll get all year.

 

[rmsmith]

allowed? wtf?

but seriously. the comaraderie of your fellow vol friends and VN buds.

 

[Aavoxx]

More than one of us might pass out in a hilarious place and/or fashion.

 

[Hobock]

More than one of us might pass out in a hilarious place and/or fashion.

Please give a detailed account of your actions at last year's Zoneunion.

 

[Hobock]

allowed? wtf?

but seriously. the comaraderie of your fellow vol friends and VN buds.

Asking for permission maintains Waterworld at my crib, Sun.

 

[rmsmith]

Asking for permission maintains Waterworld at my crib, Sun.

oh so that's why it's the freakin mojave desert at my house.

 

[Slydell]

Mrs. Hobock will have much needed time alone if Hob attends. Win for her.

 

[Hobock]

Mrs. Hobock will have much needed time alone if Hob attends. Win for her.

I've creatively tried this for years. Never worked.

 

[Aavoxx]

Please give a detailed account of your actions at last year's Zoneunion.

Get drunk, meet Thrash, get drunker, stumble to car, pass out, miss tailgate.

Grizz passed out about 100 yards away. Tex passed out at a bar I think.

 

[Hobock]

Get drunk, meet Thrash, get drunker, stumble to car, pass out, miss tailgate.

Grizz passed out about 100 yards away. Tex passed out at a bar I think.

What time did ya'll start dranking?

 

[Aavoxx]

My crew started at 10:30. Tex, Thrash, 3, joey, Nerd, and maybe some other peeps started the day before.

 

[Hobock]

Did you get so effed-up that you missed the tailgate and the game? Did you let Grizz hit it?

 

[xJesusx56]

She can hang out with all of us and potentially upgrade.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Free HJ's in the parking lot?

 

[Hobock]

She can hang out with all of us and potentially upgrade.

I'm trying to leave her at the house, Jesus. If I was trying to trade-up, I woulda done so already.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Tell your wife that if the two of attend I will go shirtless, thus, driving her wild with lustful desire. She can then redirect that burning passion to you and what is inside our pants.

You are welcome.

/thread

 

[Hobock]

Free HJ's in the parking lot?

Why are you outta the FF? Have you applied for Zonetard membership? If not, let me be the first to say nay.

 

[Hobock]

Tell your wife that if the two of attend I will go shirtless, thus, driving her wild with lustful desire. She can then redirect that burning passion to you and what is inside our pants.

You are welcome.

/thread

Whiff, brah. I'm flying solo. She's accustomed to random advances. That's not the problem. I expected more from you. You ended the thread with that jewel?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Whiff, brah. I'm flying solo. She's accustomed to random advances. That's not the problem. I expected more from you. You ended the thread with that jewel?

Well, are you into shirtless men?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Mamabock, Red will be in attendance. Everyone had a great time. We would love to see you in attendance as well.
As proof of fun I offer this pic of Thrasher.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Why are you outta the FF? Have you applied for Zonetard membership? If not, let me be the first to say nay.

We are but men, rock! Yeah I got a membership back during ur well needed and deserved hiatus. You should go back on it, forever.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

You'll receive a free I Met 95 t-shirt and coozy.

 

[Hobock]

Well, are you into shirtless men?

See my post in the "Your Sex Life Thread".

 

[rmsmith]

Mamabock, Red will be in attendance. Everyone had a great time. We would love to see you in attendance as well.
As proof of fun I offer this pic of Thrasher.

looks like Tex is laughing.