Do You Want to Touch Me?

#76
#76
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i want a fried peanutbutter sammich
 
#90
#90
She never had mine.

And next time you guys fly, watch the flight attendant give out peanuts. Last flight, she had a big smile and looked like she was calling everybody a penis.

Flight attendant: "peanuts, pretzels or cookies?"

Me: "penis please."

Flight attendant: "I'm sorry?"

Me: "peanuts please."
 
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