Official Jon Gruden Thread XIV

[Escape Goat]

Ballin'!

We got a fridge, microwave, tv with satellite, and Internet service. Hardly ballin though.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Yes sir. Schneider national.

Every time I see one I will wonder if a Goat is driving it.

 

[Escape Goat]

What's your unit number? I'll look out for you.

Are you a FM?

 

[vol66]

Shooting percentages were in the mid 30's for both teams. Not sure if great defenses, or just worthless offensive production.

GT played zone all night. We played a lil better in the 2nd half, but you can tell what the scouting report will be...UT's offense goes in the crapper vs. zone D.

 

[Escape Goat]

You have the time limiters as well?

On APU's?

 

[SamRebel35]

I am so glad I don't watch Basketball anymore. :unsure: That is pathetic.

Well, one thing I like about Cuonzo's style is, even if we're having a terrible night shooting, we still have a chance because his teams are monsters on defense. Hope the O picks up from this point, though.

 

[Escape Goat]

Just 62? Is that pretty common? Seems I am always getting into freakin' drag races with tractors on the interstate. Or they fly up on me when I'm goin' 70 and just tailgate me for 10 miles.

If a truck is haulin ass, good chance it's an owner operator. Our trucks are governed for fuel and safety reasons

 

[Insunseri]

Well, one thing I like about Cuonzo's style is, even if we're having a terrible night shooting, we still have a chance because his teams are monsters on defense. Hope the O picks up from this point, though.

Monsters on the free throw too

 

[Escape Goat]

Every time I see one I will wonder if a Goat is driving it.

Check for beer cans flying out tha winder

 

[TheVolGuy]

Are you a FM?

I'm making an assumption FM=female. Not quite. I'm on I-40 a bunch though.

 

[SamRebel35]

We got a fridge, microwave, tv with satellite, and Internet service. Hardly ballin though.

Shoot, you've got a better living situation in that truck than 70% of the world's population.

 

[Escape Goat]

Monsters on the free throw too

Lmaooooooo

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Dude. I hope they hit the mother load. Screw Parker!!!!!!!!!!

I hope my kids have Parkers work ethic...minus the punk attitude. I hate Fred Hurt though. Dude is a massive prick.

 

[Escape Goat]

Shoot, you've got a better living situation in that truck than 70% of the world's population.

Thanks for trying to make me feel better. Liked

 

[DNBVOL]

DNB -- not sure they are waiting on anything anymore. They don't have a deal.

Thank you sir. I feel the same. Not sure if I'm trying to convince some of the other guys that or trying to get them to change my mind. Hart said from the beginning that he was gonna conduct the search,and he was gonna keep a very tight lid on it. I've come to believe that he wasn't lying. With that being said,no offense to anyone, I don't think anybody,sources,insiders,og's,media,really has one clue as to what is going on. Everything has been fabricated and pure speculation. Thats why Lamonte said we are living in a fantasy world. I mean what has to happen for you guys to understand 100% that Gruden is not coming....For Gruden himself to hold a press conference just to turn down the Tennessee job? C'mon people

 

[msanford52]

we need a coach that can get us back to these days when the Vols were feared

Tennessee Football Big Plays - YouTube

 

[Escape Goat]

I hope my kids have Parkers work ethic...minus the punk attitude. I hate Fred Hurt though. Dude is a massive prick.

I like Fred. I love the Hoffman crew. Hate Parker!

 

[SamRebel35]

Monsters on the free throw too

Good Lord. Just PRACTICE the damn free throws. I don't understand how these kids can do fade away 20 ft. jumpers with a hand in their face, but they can't make a damn free throw!

 

[Grand Vol]

On APU's?

Okay, you lost me. Had a friend's son who drove and had his truck limited to no more than 16 hours before it shut down. Remember (hazy) he called it a limiter.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm making an assumption FM=female. Not quite. I'm on I-40 a bunch though.

Field manager. I don't care about women, I'm happily married

 

[TheVolGuy]

Thank you sir. I feel the same. Not sure if I'm trying to convince some of the other guys that or trying to get them to change my mind. Hart said from the beginning that he was gonna conduct the search,and he was gonna keep a very tight lid on it. I've come to believe that he wasn't lying. With that being said,no offense to anyone, I don't think anybody,sources,insiders,og's,media,really has one clue as to what is going on. Everything has been fabricated and pure speculation. Thats why Lamonte said we are living in a fantasy world. I mean what has to happen for you guys to understand 100% that Gruden is not coming....For Gruden himself to hold a press conference just to turn down the Tennessee job? C'mon people

That would drop me down to about 24%

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Well, one thing I like about Cuonzo's style is, even if we're having a terrible night shooting, we still have a chance because his teams are monsters on defense. Hope the O picks up from this point, though.

That's good. :hi: I hope the Vols win, but I seriously don't watch or follow BB any more. These kids one and doning it has ruined cbb for me.

 

[Escape Goat]

Okay, you lost me. Had a friend's son who drove and had his truck limited to no more than 16 hours before it shut down. Remember (hazy) he called it a limiter.

APU = auxiliary power unit.

 

[TheVolGuy]

Field manager. I don't care about women, I'm happily married

I work for the State

 

[DNBVOL]

Shooting percentages were in the mid 30's for both teams. Not sure if great defenses, or just worthless offensive production.

No doubt we play great defense. But damn,36-37,that looks like a 9-10 yr old rec league score.