Official Jon Gruden Thread XI

[fatmacks]

This is how it's going to be...

Hart is a the luncheon, and the press will be around trying to listen and then he will be talking to his Bama friends and he will say something like "Jon's movers should be arriving today..."
Plates drop...
ADs choke...
Press people trample each other...
Hart smiles and says "we got him b*tches!"

And then Chucky comes out doing the shocker, two AD employees follow him with the UT backdrop and Hart pulls down his pants and shows his testicles of gold.

:rock::rock::rock:

 

[BigOrangeD]

He is an OG.

You got it.

 

[Kingston Vol]

I'm with you Kingston. The pessimist in me fears it's Butch Davis, but I'm trying to believe.

I see it too. I think Hart has the balls to hire Petrino, also.

 

[MtnVol]

Gruden doesn't own a Yukon... I've seen his driveway.

For some reason...I believe this.

 

[FearlessFreep]

You didnt see the kid that was hit and brought back to life only to snap the pic...as the SUV was pulled away by cherubs Rod Wilks...

fyp

 

[MFL]

We must seek out and hire Rohan Davey as our new head coach. It's the only way the voodoo hex on UT football will end.

That had to be the strangest game I ever watched with him on one leg.

 

[photovol]

This is MY personal opinion. I want it announced the 30th for several reasons. 1. It would dominate the title games being played that night. 2. It would dominate Game Day. 3. It would be talked about while 2 of our rivals were playing in the SeccG was being played. 4. Could lead to speculation of how long before Gruden will get Tennessee back into the hunt. 5. Tons of recruits will be watching TV during those two days.

Tennessee Football Needs This for Sure ^^^^^^^^
So let it be Done!

 

[chvy1986]

Guys, it's 100% done. Gruden will be announced Friday. It will probably leak out before then though. They are hoping it doesn't so they can have the extra publicity during the games on Saturday. WE GOT HIM!:rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock:

 

[VolsMan26]

LWS has a husband? I'm confused

Lol!! no goat the hubster hubbs

 

[VolOnthePlains]

I see it too. I think Hart has the balls to hire Petrino, also.

Petrino is about to be announced as Auburn's coach, thank god.

 

[EZE]

None unless you believe JG flew to Tampa last night after the game and then drove to Knoxville all night!

At 200 mph

 

[BigOrangeD]

Gruden doesn't own a Yukon... I've seen his driveway.

He may in addition to his Benz but I bet it's Orange and not Tan.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

I missed the end of MNF last night was there a comment from Gruden in regards to coaching at UT or the NFL??

I love your avi!!!

Those neeeeed to happen. Badass.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Guys, it's 100% done. Gruden will be announced Friday. It will probably leak out before then though. They are hoping it doesn't so they can have the extra publicity during the games on Saturday. WE GOT HIM!:rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock:

leaky post

 

[jfite9]

That had to be the strangest game I ever watched with him on one leg.

Nope, we just got rid o one-legged coach!!!

 

[Kingston Vol]

Petrino is about to be announced as Auburn's coach, thank god.

I'd take Petrino, but I know you've got the Plains locked down.

Good get for them. They'll be winning again soon.

 

[BigSteve09]

Damnit!

 

[SlipKidVol]

as these coaches come off the board it makes me even more confident that Hart has his guy and its GRUDEN

:rock::rock::rock:

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Guys, it's 100% done. Gruden will be announced Friday. It will probably leak out before then though. They are hoping it doesn't so they can have the extra publicity during the games on Saturday. WE GOT HIM!:rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock:

Six emoticons. Nice

 

[Escape Goat]

Congrats!

He may be exactly what UK needs.

A guy with no head coaching experience in college,? Good luck to them, I would be pissed if we went that route.

 

[RagingOrange]

fyp

Well Played.:good!:

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Lol!! no goat the hubster hubbs

You got goated hook, line and sinker.

 

[VolOnthePlains]

I'd take Petrino, but I know you've got the Plains locked down.

Good get for them. They'll be winning again soon.

And given his track record he'll be somewhere else shortly after that. I wouldn't hire him.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

as these coaches come off the board it makes me even more confident that Hart has his guy and its GRUDEN

:rock::rock::rock:

I felt like we had someone last time. I'm due.

 

[VolsMan26]

Petrino is about to be announced as Auburn's coach, thank god.

Who's reporting it plains?