Official Jon Gruden Thread XI

[865dude]

Just watched the press conference introducing Gruden as the new coach! Here are some quotes:
"We're going to beat Florida and sing rocky top all night!"

"I'm an expert at growing bamboo!"

People will believe this

 

[Sheath Huler]

I can't see him in Dallas. He and JJ butting heads. If control is what he is after, it won't be Dallas.

Jerry Jones wouldn't give up control to Vince Lombardi, Bill Walsh, Bill Belichek, and Bill Cowher's love child. Cowboys are his toy and you will have to pry them from his cold dead hands.

 

[Wilson27]

Hello everyone!

Smokey, do you know Janet? Do you think she is as close to Cindy as say.... 30 pages back in this thread?

 

[Jake]

Go to Parkridge Valley. The wife works there. I will nake sure you get the best accommodations.

Perfect

 

[RockCityVol]

I went to high school in Sewanee on Monteagle

Ok. Got it jake. Thx

 

[clayton10]

Dooley was hired in only 3 days. There is no such law.

Kiffin wasn't fired. That being said the hiring of Dooley was done properly. I work at TVA in the HR Department. I happen to know what I'm talking about. If I didn't I wouldn't have a job.

 

[OrangeInKy]

I would love for the Cliff Notes Thread rumor to be true, but I find it hard to believe that Hart would schedule a press conference during a basketball game against a team we have lost to for the last two years.

would be a great halftime show though!

 

[tastycar]

Just watched the press conference introducing Gruden as the new coach! Here are some quotes:
"We're going to beat Florida and sing rocky top all night!"

"I'm an expert at growing bamboo!"

People will believe this

Oh yeah...you left out "they're not going to have Tennessee to kick around anymore"...that was my favoritelol:

 

[Elvis68Vol]

Smokey, do you know Janet? Do you think she is as close to Cindy as say.... 30 pages back in this thread?

You got to admit, that was fun.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

I'm pretty sure that rocky good was the person I was listening to when he said he had a pretty good idea who UT had but he couldn't say anything.

 

[alexconner]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4G4mcYOXMA[/youtube]

 

[MFL]

Doesn't sugget anything specific at all. But it is cry strange if he doesn't show up...

Dang, It suggest he is resigning and soon.

 

[Grand Vol]

/Full Retard

About usual this time of day.

 

[Jake]

Ok. Got it jake. Thx

I'm not a liar...I'm just insane right now.

 

[865dude]

Oh yeah...you left out "they're not going to have Tennessee to kick around anymore"...that was my favoritelol:

I thought he took it too far when he burned all those cardboard cut outs of SEC coaches!

 

[Sheath Huler]

Rucker was beyond butthurt at the end of his show.

What else is new. Every word out of his mouth sounds like whining. "Best. Show. Everrrrrr."

Sure it is, Wes. You unoriginal hack. Please, quote more Will Farrell and report absolutely nothing. Oh, and charge for it.

 

[OrangeHammer]

I believe that VolReporter is SPAM. Get this dude outta here.

 

[Volador]

My boss tried to give me a heart attack and told me he just read that Gruden signed to the Eagles! NOT FUNNY! I immediately had to come back here to calm down. :wacko:

Auntie Em! Auntie Em! The house is spinning and spinning and I can't seem to get off.....

 

[tastycar]

I thought he took it too far when he burned all those cardboard cut outs of SEC coaches!

It was on the edge but didn't go over, IMO

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Smokey, do you know Janet? Do you think she is as close to Cindy as say.... 30 pages back in this thread?

Don't know who she is..Sorry...I don't feel like searching 30 pages back to find out.:crazy:

 

[Sheath Huler]

If Gruden is announced this week I'm willing to make sweet love to Janet, tifwiw.

 

[RockCityVol]

I'm not a liar...I'm just insane right now.

Hell. We are all insane. I must admit that I am enjoying the excitement.

 

[General Jack]

It's a federal law guys. No need to have a link.

Lol, federal law over state university hiring. Awesome.

 

[Wilson27]

You got to admit, that was fun.

Oh I'm sure it was for you since you ended up with her! Damnit!

 

[XVol64]

hey what page is the cliff note thread on?...i cant see any of the post that are beign quoted here. I can see page 23....