Official Jon Gruden Thread IX

[Unknown Muppet]

I am of the knowledge (meaning that I am making wild assumptions based on facts) that Gruden will not be our next coach.

But... he is involved in the process. See... Our next coach is a former NFL coaching great with a Super Bowl ring or two and JG the PTB are just "allowing" this smoke screen to exist.

It's Bill Cower. I mean... c'mon. He and Jeffery know each other through mutual, strong ties with Pitt. Cower said he was going to sit coaching out for several years (particularly until all his girls were all out of college and he had achieved some personal goals) and then would consider his options.

With the money we have and the leash that Jeff and the RF will give him, Cower likely sees this as a golden opportunity to take on a new challenge.

Gruden is just laughing while his peer, BMFC, is laying low and putting all the pieces in place.

I know this for a fact (well... not really... but that's my story and Im sticking to it until Im wrong and possibly for some time after that).

-grudenville

I don't like to lurk other people's message board but I went looking for the post Top was talking about.

Man, these guys are going to implode when they end up with Charlie Strong or the like.

 

[JayVols]

Im having trouble interpreting your post... Please elaborate

Complete.

Reached fruition.

In the books.

Fat lady singing.

The die is cast.

Put to bed.

Fini

We got his ass.

 

[GmanTN]

<---------- Jake I am disappointed

 

[Tenacguy50]

I'm guessing within the next 48. Erin Andrews and Erik Ainge both know....I know this for a fact. Deal is done, Dilfer to MNF.

Since I know Andrews knows, they won't be able to keep the lid on it for long.

The Black Eyed Peas say BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

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:jawdrop::jawdrop::jawdrop:
:fireworks::fireworks::fireworks::fireworks::fireworks::fireworks::fireworks:

 

[pattiycake]

Did anyone make this yet. . .I just had to. Someone needs to post it on the Arky thread.

That skinny kid can't be a true Hog fan....doesn't match the others!

 

[volnpowell]

Their time is central so it was 9:32 in Knoxville

Sorry, I guess I missed something. Is someone in Arkansas saying Gruden will be announcing he is their coach?

 

[Mattlock]

Did anyone make this yet. . .I just had to. Someone needs to post it on the Arky thread.

That's perfect.

Thanks, my first attempt at .gif making. . .but it had to be done.

 

[Exiled]

U got to be kidding .i can almost 100% promise u Gruden has already watched film of all we have committed and are pursuing.

Why would you think that CJG would target the same recruits that Dooley would? Hopefully, he is looking for the top recruits that fit his system.

 

[Jake]

I've got blonde hair, so maybe they'll think I'm Gruden.

I was gonna ask you that exact thing!

 

[MrVol]

I thought you had to ask permission to talk to an assistant coach. Gruden has already called Kiffin and got Tee ?

And he got Monte & Ed Orgeron too.

 

[pattiycake]

Complete.

Reached fruition.

In the books.

Fat lady singing.

The die is cast.

Put to bed.

Fini

We got his ass.

I just need one thing Jay...Promise?

 

[RolandDeschain]

Complete.

Reached fruition.

In the books.

Fat lady singing.

The die is cast.

Put to bed.

Fini

We got his ass.

I wish I could believe it. I just can't.

 

[Donvolson]

I am hearing that Tee(he got permission to talk to him) is interested, Zook is still interested in being the DC , but Gruden prefers Raheem morris. We have Bassacia on board as DB/special teams coach Who is he going after for OC? Yes he is interested in keeping Pittman and Graham. Looks like somewhere in the 8 yr 50 mil ballpark

 

[HOAV]

So who's ready for some Jon mutha******* Gruden?!

 

[Jake]

<---------- Jake I am disappointed

In?

 

[DWright39]

the guy in the shades has pivot man written all over him

 

[top5vols]

Gruden to UT.

 

[Nashvol2]

The owner and I met at UT in 88' and have been great friends since. He was very close to Steve McNair, when that tragedy occurred.

If you go on Thursdays and order a Sam Adams winter lager you get to keep the mug. That puppy is in my freezer getting ice cold for tomorrows festivities.

 

[1world1love]

Oh it's done..Just ready to enjoy the holiday..Had a glass of Gruden wine to celebrate the King coming.

Perfect. I am cooking cranberries as we speak. I have enjoyed a libation or 2 as well, I must say.

 

[COOKEVOL]

I've had that one as well...it's very good, but much, much milder. This Southern Tier brew is something to behold.

Where can you get it? Cookeville is not necessarily a beer Mecca, so pretty limited to Shipyard and DFH for pumpkin brews.

 

[Jake]

Complete.

Reached fruition.

In the books.

Fat lady singing.

The die is cast.

Put to bed.

Fini

We got his ass.

Lmao

 

[perico]

To all the arky lurkers out there...SCREW YOU, YOU'RE GONNA GET YET ANOTHER COACH WITH SCABS ALL OVER HIS FACE.

They'll probably be forced to bring back Hootie Nutt, an Arkansas legend and still the face of their program. Lol. They hate his ass but it's perfect for them.

Mark it down.

 

[JayVols]

I just need one thing Jay...Promise?

Pinky swear.

 

[BigOrangeD]

Sorry, I guess I missed something. Is someone in Arkansas saying Gruden will be announcing he is their coach?

They have been saying that for a while now.

 

[Exiled]

Ft. Collins, Colorado!!

I'll tell ya what tho...a good buddy of mine owns The Corner Pub in Nashville. We been buds a looooong time!!

Thanks. With my job, I travel all over and was hoping I would be in your neighborhood soon.