Official Jon Gruden Thread IX

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Dicky is best.

YOu female? Lulz

 

[Dudleys87]

Sup night crew? How ya'll tonight?

Hello friend.

 

[Escape Goat]

Sup night crew? How ya'll tonight?

Yo man.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

You say that after injecting 4 grams of bacon grease after a hard days work.

Oral............twss!

 

[Escape Goat]

Just short for posters name. Should I say Richard?

Nah. Then I will think you are calling me by my middle name.

Who do we even need middle names. Bout as useful as your pinky toe.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

 

[Dudleys87]

No one spotted the sausage raped in bacon, raped in Canadian bacon post? Ooo hell, yall bein' slack...

 

[workingvol81]

sausage, raped in bacon, raped in Canadian bacon. Followed by a short stack of 3 pancakes.

here it is again... i needed a laugh. Not trying to be the spelling/grammer police or trying to be an @$$. Bacon and canadian bacon being raped by a sausage. Now thats a party epper:

 

[Escape Goat]

Oral............twss!

Lol. That took talent. I never foresaw a twss joke out of that

 

[AllVolinGA]

Good to see things going on as usual. EG the MC in the house. To those I don't know, morning.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Nah. Then I will think you are calling me by my middle name.

Who do we even need middle names. Bout as useful as your pinky toe.

I like my first and middle name. My last name is hard to pronounce.

 

[#1DicksonVolFan]

YOu female? Lulz

No but I am a lesbian.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

 

[Dudleys87]

Ding Ding!

 

[Escape Goat]

Good to see things going on as usual. EG the MC in the house. To those I don't know, morning.

We had a special guest tonight. Go back through the posts.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Lol. That took talent. I never foresaw a twss joke out of that

Have to think outside the box, brah

 

[Escape Goat]

I like my first and middle name. My last name is hard to pronounce.

Mine too. Only a few in the uS have mine. One is a MLB umpire.

 

[Dudleys87]

here it is again... i needed a laugh. Not trying to be the spelling/grammer police or trying to be a @$$. Bacon and canadian bacon being raped by a sausage. Now thats a party epper:

Hater.

 

[Escape Goat]

Have to think outside the box, brah

Mmmmm. Taco bell big box combo.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

No but I am a lesbian.

The bull D*** kind?

 

[Escape Goat]

I used to know a girl that had a pet squirrel. It liked to bite.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Mmmmm. Taco bell big box combo.

Ugh............I'm hungry now!

 

[Escape Goat]

The bull D*** kind?

Lol. Orange taz

 

[Escape Goat]

Ugh............I'm hungry now!

You started this.

 

[Big_Orange_Fan]

Please explain to me...if Gruden wants 51 million for 8 years, that is 6.375 million a year, and wants to hire Raheem Morris for 1.5 million per year and hire Chad Morris for 1.5 million a year...that is 9.375 million just going to 3 coaches.

Now the "insiders" say big boosters have agreed to pay 9 million for next coaching staff...

EXPLAIN to me how the other coaches are to be paid OR are we just going to have 3 coaches...

I'll give this a shot..

Total lost in last home game in ticket sales $1,000,000 and that's profit after taxes. There is seven home games next year so that's $7,000,000. This is not including concessions.

Now with Gruden here I believe our fan base would increase by at least 20%, but could reach upwards of 50% maybe higher. With the added fans and the old but energized fans we should see an increases in merchandise sales. I would say that between local, national and international sales we would see an increases of about $6,000,000.

That gives us $13 mil. and I think I'm being Conservative, but that should pay for Gruden and his staff.:zeitung_lesen: