Random Thoughts XXV

[volsgal03]

The other day, a doc ordered a beer for a patient after she awoke from anes, was afraid she would go into seizures. My boss had to go out and buy a case of beer.

 

[Aavoxx]

I'd go to the hospital frequently if I could get drunk on their dime.

 

[Vol'n'beers]

I'd go to the hospital frequently if I could get drunk on their dime.

Yeah but waking up from anes sounds bad. I'd rather spend the $5.12

 

[DD4ME]

The other day, a doc ordered a beer for a patient after she awoke from anes, was afraid she would go into seizures. My boss had to go out and buy a case of beer.

Sad

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

The other day, a doc ordered a beer for a patient after she awoke from anes, was afraid she would go into seizures. My boss had to go out and buy a case of beer.

I've seen this several times.

 

[DD4ME]

Yeah but waking up from anes sounds bad. I'd rather spend the $5.12

Anes via nostrils is just groce

 

[volsgal03]

I'd go to the hospital frequently if I could get drunk on their dime.

One beer wont do it pal.

 

[DD4ME]

I've seen this several times.

What beer did they buy you




Lulz

 

[DD4ME]

One beer wont do it pal.

So srs

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

What beer did they buy you




Lulz

Lulz!

 

[volsgal03]

I've seen this several times.

It certainly happens, we have had orders for liquor also.

 

[DD4ME]

It certainly happens, we have had orders for liquor also.

Paging Dr. Popov

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

It certainly happens, we have had orders for liquor also.

Yep, hang a bag of liquor and run it intravenously.

 

[DD4ME]

Can they put liquor in an IV bag?

 

[volsgal03]

What beer did they buy you

I think I overheard my boss say Amstel Light, they just started selling beers in the grocery store here this past year.

 

[DD4ME]

Yep, hang a bag of liquor and run it intravenously.

Daaaaaamn

That's way better than butt chuggin

 

[bubbacurry1]

anybody hear the one about the skeleton that walked into the bar and ordered a beer and a mop?

 

[BonesVol]

It certainly happens, we have had orders for liquor also.

Who exactly is this Dr? Any reason he might order me some hookers and blow?

 

[BonesVol]

anybody hear the one about the skeleton that walked into the bar and ordered a beer and a mop?

No, what about the skele that ordered a mop?

 

[DD4ME]

What beer did they buy you

I think I overheard my boss say Amstel Light, they just started selling beers in the grocery store here this past year.

They gave him the good stuff too. I'd have said the 6 pack only came with 2.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Can they put liquor in an IV bag?

Pharmaceutical grade, yes

 

[volsgal03]

Can they put liquor in an IV bag?

I doubt it, never seen it.

 

[DD4ME]

anybody hear the one about the skeleton that walked into the bar and ordered a beer and a mop?

Do tell

 

[DD4ME]

I doubt it, never seen it.

Butt could you

 

[DD4ME]

Pharmaceutical grade, yes

Hook a brother up



Literally