Official Jon Gruden Thread VIII

[Doyle Hargraves]

Evening gents!

Cooke!
Now it's a party!

 

[Escape Goat]

EG, several of us had to open a can of WA on that troll in here earlier that was disrespecting you. We got your back man.

Thanks my friend. I tend to make people mad fairly often.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Sam is a like hooker and I'm that pathetic guy who falls in love with the hooker. I just keep throwing all of my likes away on him.

You aren't going to change him.

 

[SamRebel35]

What are ya'll watching tonight? I fell asleep to that GA stuff last night. Mood medicine and sleeping pills will do that to you.

I'm watchin King of Queens right now. The old lady is in control of the tube right now, so I don't have much of a say.

 

[Escape Goat]

Evening gents!

Holy crap. I didnt recognize you without your diamond studded pony tail scrunchy in your hair Cooke.

 

[AllVolinGA]

What man does when the woman is in control of the tube?

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Oh, hey EG, didn't recognize you without your body glitter on. . .

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

lol: How ya been Doyle?

Good and let me add Gruden for topical purposes.

 

[SamRebel35]

Thanks my friend. I tend to make people mad fairly often.

It seems to me that very few people get mad at you. Just the douche bags that have no brains or manners.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Holy crap. I didnt recognize you without your diamond studded pony tail scrunchy in your hair Cooke.

Nice pasties!

 

[VOLtownUSA]

What man does when the woman is in control of the tube?

Woman is always in control of one tube or another. . .

 

[Escape Goat]

Figurative kick to my crotch.

Sorry man. I forgot you existed. My bad.


Jk bro

 

[SamRebel35]

Holy crap. I didnt recognize you without your diamond studded pony tail scrunchy in your hair Cooke.

OMG best one yet!

 

[Volfather]

Jon Gruden: Latest Speculations on Tennessee, Arkansas and Return to Coaching | Bleacher Report

 

[TnAngler]

What are ya'll watching tonight? I fell asleep to that GA stuff last night. Mood medicine and sleeping pills will do that to you.

I am sitting here on staff duty (Army) and watching 8 different TVs ranging from 3 sports, CNN, Weather Channel, Armed Forces Network, CSI Miami, TNT.

I have been on duty since 7am Sunday and will not get out of here until 6pm Monday. Looong Day.

 

[Escape Goat]

Yeah, but we're all on topic and stuff. Not what I was expecting.

I'm watching family guy

Lois told Peter. Hey Peter I'm not wearing any panties.

Peter replied, don't worry, we can always throw that chair away.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Figurative kick to my crotch.

You and I are...

 

[AllVolinGA]

Trouble is mine lets me control mine too much. Thats what 22 years of marriage will get you.

 

[Volfather]

Derek Dooley Fired: Phil Fulmer Is Tennessee's Best Move over Jon Gruden | Bleacher Report

Make sure you vote in this link

 

[SamRebel35]

I'm watching family guy

Lois told Peter. Hey Peter I'm not wearing any panties.

Peter replied, don't worry, we can always throw that chair away.

Lol. Classic Peter.

 

[dknash]

Joe Biddle quoting a source close to jay gruden says Jon has zero interest in coaching college.

Just said it on WKRN Nashville.

Biddle isn't usually connected but claimed the info came from a very close friend of jay.

Biddle's last Vols scoop?

Nashville Vols, a minor league baseball team that went defunct in the 60s.

 

[AllVolinGA]

Gruden. Soon. Gruden. Sooner. Gruden. Soonest.

 

[Escape Goat]

Oh, hey EG, didn't recognize you without your body glitter on. . .

Lol. Oh hey VOLtown. Didn't recognize you without James franklins member in yo mouf.


I went to far didn't I?

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Derek Dooley Fired: Phil Fulmer Is Tennessee's Best Move over Jon Gruden | Bleacher Report

Make sure you vote in this link

 

[COOKEVOL]

You and I are...

It's funny cause it's so true.