Official Jon Gruden Thread VIII

[LotteryPick]

Gruden is at the game. I hate to be on the list of douchebags who spread rumors, but my boy is at the game, and he saw Gruden.

Dang I'm gonna get blasted for this

You are, because that's simply not true.

 

[Jake]

The only thing keeping me from throwing a beer glass through the TV right now...is my rotator cuff injury.

 

[MWR]

Gruden is at the game. I hate to be on the list of douchebags who spread rumors, but my boy is at the game, and he saw Gruden.

Dang I'm gonna get blasted for this

Sorry buddy. Just not buying any sightings any time soon.

Thanks for playing. Hope your son has a good time watching the Vols in the second half.

If Gruden ain't on the sidelines coaching like there ain't no tomorrow, then it don't count.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

I am more frustrated now than at any point watching this team. I am teetering on becoming violent tonight.

Hide all the blunt objects please.

 

[volatil]

Hide all the blunt objects please.

Ha, you want me to find the sharp ones.

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

The only thing keeping me from throwing a beer glass through the TV right now...is my rotator cuff injury.

Been there bro...total of three surgeries on both of my shoulders. Pop another hydrocodone and have sweet dreams of Gruden running through the T.

 

[VolsByNature]

Sorry buddy. Just not buying any sightings any time soon.

Thanks for playing. Hope your son has a good time watching the Vols in the second half.

I asked him.... "put it on your new Jordans"

Black people love Jordans

He said.... "I put it on my J's"

I said....

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Ha, you want me to find the sharp ones.

Hide those too

 

[cutnitclose]

Ha, you want me to find the sharp ones.

Just make sure you stay on the other side of Jefferson Pike/Lebanon HWY...

 

[RockCityVol]

Here, let me cheer you up....


.....GRUDEN IS COMING!!!!!! DO NOT DOUBT IT!!! EVER!!!

Jake brought the heat!

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ha, you want me to find the sharp ones.

It'd be over quicker.

 

[volatil]

I knew better than to watch this game sober. I'm headed to the store.

 

[BruinVol]

When else besides 4th down would you go for it? It was 4th and 5 and we were inside the red zone.

Don't mean to be so harsh but anybody claiming DD should have gone there needs to be in the remedial level class of beginners football.

No coach in country would go for that.

 

[cutnitclose]

It'd be over quicker.

Maybe I should get the scanner and listen for a 911 open line...opcorn:

 

[Int'lVOLofMystery]

I asked him.... "put it on your new Jordans"

Black people love Jordans

He said.... "I put it on my J's"

I said....

I'm not sure how to respond to that.

So..let's see Dooley's adjustments at halftime. Is Sunseri even at the game?

 

[RockCityVol]

The only thing keeping me from throwing a beer glass through the TV right now...is my rotator cuff injury.

Damn dude!

How long you on the injured reserve?

 

[Jake]

Hey Jake, I didn't get to ask you earlier but are your good vibes with Gruden due to you getting the phone call you were waiting on?

Totally 100%...this is going down. I'll be here standing erect for the burn, like a ponderosa pine in a forest fire if it doesn't happen.

 

[MWR]

I'm not sure how to respond to that.

So..let's see Dooley's adjustments at halftime. Is Sunseri even at the game?

He may not be at the game. The D got a stop sometime in the first half.

 

[TheThrill]

The only thing keeping me from throwing a beer glass through the TV right now...is my rotator cuff injury.

Ah come on, take one for the team and chunk it.

Gruden Soon

 

[cutnitclose]

I'm not sure how to respond to that.

So..let's see Dooley's adjustments at halftime. Is Sunseri even at the game?

lol:....I was wondering the same thing...We will know for sure in the 2nd half..

 

[patrick]

Is that Dooley and SS???

 

[Jake]

Damn dude!

How long you on the injured reserve?

25 years....holy crap

 

[AllVolinGA]

Totally 100%...this is going down. I'll be here standing erect for the burn, like a ponderosa pine in a forest fire if it doesn't happen.

I figured that's what it was but wanted to ask. Thanks for replying.

 

[EZE]

I am more frustrated now than at any point watching this team. I am teetering on becoming violent tonight.

Me too. The skill players show the worst entitlement attitudes I have ever seen and there is no basis for it. They have accomplished nothing in their careers except losing.

Even Patterson plays like a bush leaguer.

Hunter is only concerned about protecting himself for the draft while dropping ball after ball.

And Bray is more interested in completing passes with beer botles than footballs.

Is it any wonder we suck? If Dooley had nutted up and stopped some of this BS last season before it got out of control, he might be more successful.

 

[Sheath Huler]

The second half . . . when Dooley and Sunseri shine.

Look out Vandy!

Let's get some momentum for a bowl game and next season boys!

Signed,

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