Random Thoughts XXV

[Volz4lif3]

I locked the brakes up and almost went into the ditch and still got the little bastard. He was cutting flips and **** after I ran over him. Quite entertaining.

My Driver at work is a certified stray dog hood killer he does that shyt on purpose.. We've been meaning to put kill stickers like they do on fighter jets on the fire engine door..

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Stop killing animals for one day, Bubba. Fawkin necks

I lulzed!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Never want to go to one of those.. Dem Fockers keep burning and burning..

Sooo, your hose isn't big enough?

 

[Aavoxx]

Only 1,997 post to go.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Sooo, your hose isn't big enough?

Ya gotta have a lot of hose

 

[DD4ME]

the neighbors wife just flagged me down. Told me she had a problem she needed help with. Her husband lost his job about 2 months ago and has been off shore since. I dated this girl for over a year when I was in my early 20's. I think I am gonna steer clear of this one.

NOTE: she made it very clear that she was going to drop her kid off at her mothers and would be back in a few hours.

Take the wife with you.

3 way ftw

 

[BadJerry20]

N.C. States Tobais Palmer 467 all-purpose yards so far today going in to the fourth. Wow

 

[Aavoxx]

USC is going to lose five games this year.

 

[BadJerry20]

USC is going to lose five games this year.

Hire Kiffen back!

 

[Aavoxx]

Hire Kiffen back!

Someone will suggest it...and it's Kiffin.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Someone will suggest it...and it's Kiffin.

It's Kifkweer but don't want to get all uppity.

 

[Aavoxx]

It's Kifkweer but don't want to get all uppity.

I'm trying to rile up Jerry. Didn't work.

 

[Aavoxx]

Domino's needs to get here with my pizza. Now.

 

[farmersdaughter]

KingsportVol88 03:24 PM Today I thought she asked if I was
interested in an orgy. Turns out she
really said "4G." My apologies to the
lady at the Verizon kiosk.
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[TEX_VOLFAN]

Those west side boys are a litle soft

 

[BadJerry20]

Someone will suggest it...and it's Kiffin.

I've already seen it suggested in the ff. Made for a good laugh.

 

[Aavoxx]

KingsportVol88 03:24 PM Today I thought she asked if I was
interested in an orgy. Turns out she
really said "4G." My apologies to the
lady at the Verizon kiosk.
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He stole that.

 

[farmersdaughter]

He stole that.

still made me crack up, now thats where my random thinking keeps wondering off to
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[volsgal03]

Babysitting twin boys, and their sister.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

FD's down for an orgy!

 

[farmersdaughter]

FD's down for an orgy!

it keeps popping in my head! stupid hormones .
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[wildnkrazykat]

it keeps popping in my head! stupid hormones .
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Have u read the 50 shades trilogy?

 

[Aavoxx]

Domino's needs to get here with my pizza. Now.

Still no pizza. I NEED MY PIZZA.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Babysitting twin boys, and their sister.

 

[farmersdaughter]

Have u read the 50 shades trilogy?

yes lol, if i wasnt preggo to start with, i wouldve got my butt knocked up fo sho
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